FKA Public Health Jokes

Enraged Medieval Plague Doctor,
she/her/hers, applied epidemiologist MPH, hashtag woman in STEM but at what cost?

[Yasmine (ياسمين) @yasmine_hafez]

Queers in Palestine released one of the strongest statement I have read. https://t.co/c2OTSCk5V0

[FKA Public Health Jokes @GoofsHealth]

The real mean girls reboot is no one sitting at my conference table because I'm wearing a kn95

[FKA Public Health Jokes @GoofsHealth]

I'm obsessed with how the graphic makes it look like Paddington over here, this guy SPECIFICALLY, has just been caught and sat down for a mug shot for causing the COVID-19 pandemic. https://t.co/7CjPJD85SU

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

in honor of Presidents Day, here is the complete list of US presidents who died from waterborne diseases. 1/

[FKA Public Health Jokes @GoofsHealth]

Next CDC guidance will be this

[FKA Public Health Jokes @GoofsHealth]

@planterwarts Used to be one of the rats in the walls and I liked you for that
Now you're all ablaze got the building in flames and you ain't coming back
Can't you come back?

[FKA Public Health Jokes @GoofsHealth]

Tired of reading about best practices. There needs to be a book or two about worst practices. I want to know what the least helpful thing that has ever been done about norovirus is. Like what of the doctor tried hitting them with a bat to see if it helped

[FKA Public Health Jokes @GoofsHealth]

What do they mean by this. What problem does Contagion-verse have that we don't.

[FKA Public Health Jokes @GoofsHealth]

She's a 10 but the CDC reduced her to a 5 in a transparent attempt to pander to economic interests

[FKA Public Health Jokes @GoofsHealth]

This conference does not have free breakfast but you can occasionally find a delicious fruit-filled pastry. This is appropriate at applied epidemiologists are very well acquainted with turnover.

[Interrupting Criminalization @interruptcrim]

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[FKA Public Health Jokes @GoofsHealth]

@kit_kansas I would not want to be another horse trying to pass number 6 on the pointy side for sure.

[FKA Public Health Jokes @GoofsHealth]

Exclusive photos from next week's Kentucky Derby-themed applied epidemiologist conference

[FKA Public Health Jokes @GoofsHealth]

Giddy up, all you girls, gays, and goths. This thread is dropping in exactly 2 weeks.

[FKA Public Health Jokes @GoofsHealth]

If this post gets 10 likes I will do a thread ranking the top 10 most inappropriate horse puns in CSTE Kentucky's virtual conference session titles

[FKA Public Health Jokes @GoofsHealth]

@BarnettMPH You and the 10th liker

[FKA Public Health Jokes @GoofsHealth]

If this post gets 10 likes I will do a thread ranking the top 10 most inappropriate horse puns in CSTE Kentucky's virtual conference session titles