Goofy Emperor

Rhyme Asylum straight jacket. Civilization 5 fanatic. I watch Anime in my attic. Fucking hate crack addicts... Bars! Behind bars! 🚔

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

Guys, imma be real with you:

It's hard being a retard.

That is all.

Best of luck to my fellow retards!

Much love,

Sincerely...

Dr. Smooches.

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

Okay, this is post storytime "GoofyEmperor" here. Do not click read more unless you want a WALL of self-absorbed struggles thrown atcha. I'm drinking rn and this is what I ended up typing.

My usual day:
I wake up every day confused and with a peaceful state of mind, no usual words formed in my brain until about 10 minutes or so later, then the hell starts. The words slowly but surely form, negative thoughts occur, and they don't leave. It's up to me to break that cycle through positive thinking, but I have to remember this first. That is because...

My "medication":
My anti-depressant traps me in my head in a negative feedback loop. I ALWAYS want to do something creative, fun, or good, no matter what. With my meds I have no energy, no happiness, and absolutely no fun will be permitted. Always the lazy pessimistic as long as I take these drugs that don't work.

My predicament:
Dad smokes meth. Brother smokes meth, drinks a lot, smokes weed occasionally. Mom is manipulative, mentally abusive like the other two, supports the hardcore drug habits of others in family. Grandma is senile & delusional. This part can be never ending at this rate, but just know that I'm a medicated Schizophrenic that's easily manipulated into forgiving and forgetting. I'm told not to go into the basement where I heavily suspect meth deals are occurring, because "That's not my area." (Dads words), people come over to see my dad throughout the day, basement door closes until they leave. Mom says I can't smoke weed here because the last time was "Just horrible" (I was taking notes of their behavior and picking up on their bullshit while stoned LOL)

The mental snap (FORCED Awakening):
In 2021, I had been taking Adderall for a couple years already IIRC, but at some point my family turned against me while I was still taking this medication. My brother shattered open a part of my mind I never knew existed, sending me into a complete panic. Mom thought it was funny, dad thought it was funny too. The issue persists to this day. Right at this moment, no drugs, prescription or otherwise, can reverse the psychological toll of knowing what I know. I can forget about my problems momentarily through video games, music, or anime, but I always remember eventually.

The plan:
Quit taking my antidepressants to feel happy again (I know this works). Since my eyesight is dogshit, I have no drivers license, and I have to rely only on my mom to drive me anywhere, I'm ordering an Uber to go to a dispensary. What will marijuana do to me? It will not only spawn creativity, boost production in my daily life, help me not be so withdrawn, but help me see the bullshit. The cons are simple though: I will not tolerate passive aggressive BS thrown at me for long. At all. There will likely be conflict, and when there is conflict, I will 100% be blamed for their own aggression by either saying anything about their behavior, or remaining silent. But at the end of the day, it's better than smoking crack amirite? #Weed anyone?

Ya'll about to see THE goofiest, stupidest, most electrifying goober, in all of goobertainment. It's my calling. I need to relax and has FUN, y'know?

At least I don't smoketh thy crack!

PPS: One medication I'm never giving up is an injection I get to stop my hallucinations. So if you read this far, don't fret. There's been NONE of that for over a decade!

PPSSPP: I know this is me purple-drank-schizoposting, but.......
I forgot what TF I was gonna say lmao. SEE?! Forgiving AND forgetful! I forgive you. For what you say?
Great question. IDK. I'm so eeeeeepy and I needs the weeds yo.

(Smoked out Civ 5 coming up!)... Probably!

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

The almighty algorithms when you're doomscrolling while depressed. 😞

X: You're lonely and you suck. Post to 0 engagement biiitch~ 😘

YouTube: FFS WATCH SOMETHING! ANYTHING!!! 🤬

[MrBootybandit @mrbootybandit_]

All I’m doing now is streaming to twitch then upload the VOD to YouTube.

No cam
No commentary
No shorts
No effort

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

I used to watch Penguinz0 religiously, but I haven't watched his content in years. I decided I'd rather consume more positive content. No regrets!

Also, while on the topic of Charlie, last I heard he has the power to Hakai (Cancel) others. I bet that's still true today.

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

We had a good fun match. I can't be mad when I'm facing another Future Diary fan lol. #Tekken8

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

Someone mentioned that Ergo Proxy is a slow burn, and they're right. I'm at a point in the show now where it's blazing hot. So good!

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

Non-creative guys train of thought:

I want to be a better YouTuber.
But I sound terrible.
How do I edit videos?
What am I trying to show?
Interesting events would only last seconds.
How do I tell a story?

Now that I've googled storytelling, JFC. Good YouTubers earned that shit!

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

I found an up and coming #Civ5 YouTuber in current year, and he's a natural at speaking into the mic too! Check out NorthernLad if you like Civilization V content, especially with the Vox Populi mod!

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

Looking for 2026 Civilization 5 creators on YouTube is like finding a needle in a haystack. I found only one video so far. 😢

If I were comfortable speaking into a mic, I'd happily fill the void. I'm going to do this once I move out though, guaranteed!

We'll do some Lets Plays!

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

This reminds me that I owned a digital copy of Seraph of the End on Funimation. Now that Crunchyroll is in charge, not only is my copy gone, but Crunchyroll doesn't even have this show in their catalogue.

Yeah, I'm not going to punk ass Netflix just to watch 1 anime. 🚢

[FULU @FuluFoundation]

Guess who's at the scene of the crime once again? 🫠

This week on the https://t.co/DqtqUG3ugM Hall of Shame, we're discussing Funimation and how their shutdown wiped away paid digital copies with no refund and no replacement.

Until we stand up to Digital Rights Management, every "purchase" we make becomes a rental that can be revoked at any point.

Read the full article: https://t.co/xu6waZ7vdw

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

IDK if my friend liking my Samira unlocked achievements caused my #Steam achievements to be wiped for #DBXV2, or if Steam did it themselves but here we are. I unlocked the online only ones with S.A.M since it's not possible to get them on Linux. Maybe there's an update coming?

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

I was curious about this trend, so I jumped in because it looked interesting. Everyone closest to me is a capital G Gamer.

You're goddamn right!

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

@luke_winkie Civ 5 and KotOR 1? Verry nice!

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

@internetvin No, but a creator I watch switched from using Macs to Linux. His name is Foci and he's deep in the Linux rabbit hole now lol.
https://t.co/6FU7sRXTVL

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

I think I might actually buy a body cam. Looking for one that can livestream anywhere with 4k video. I know nothing about this stuff. Since I'm banned on Facebook, the Meta smart glasses aren't possible. Instead of complaining about my problems, it'd be easier to show you!

[Johnny Millenium @HCGSHOW]

NEW GAME STUFF 90 (Crazy pickups!) - Happy Console Gamer
https://t.co/RlobXPHCR2

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

Update: Google Keep failed to load multiple notes on my homescreen widget. Samsung Notes requires an account + online connectivity to lock & unlock notes. FUTO Notes titles are bugged w/ no homescreen widget. God damn! I need something better.

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

I'm starting to notice a trend with people taking sponsors for note taking apps on YouTube.

*Puts on tinfoil hat*

"It's for AI training!"

*Takes off tinfoil hat*

I don't care. I use Google Keep. 😂

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

I'm starting to notice a trend with people taking sponsors for note taking apps on YouTube.

*Puts on tinfoil hat*

"It's for AI training!"

*Takes off tinfoil hat*

I don't care. I use Google Keep. 😂

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

I won't spoil anything, but I really dig the themes that this Anime is covering so far. IDK how far into it I am, but this show is picking up the pace. #ErgoProxy

[Goofy Emperor @GoofyEmperor]

@raytrismegistus I checked it out and I'll be playing this one daily. The hook is unique, I've never heard anything like it.