Google bAdWords

What Google is really thinking. The dark side of PPC & AdWords. Parody for people who actually work in SEM!

[Google bAdWords @GooglebAdWords]

“Mom, can we get some insights?”
Google: “No, we’ve got insights at home!”
The insights at home:

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We know you’ve no idea how GA4 works.
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We call our automated bidding ‘AI’ now so we seem like we’re with the times.

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Start using broad or we’ll start killing puppies.

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Our experts working on new RSA ad customizer functionality took inspiration from Dante’s first circle of hell.

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It is GA4,360 or GA364?

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‘Surfaces’ is one of the dumbest terminologies ever invented.

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We have a whole department dedicated to randomly changing the names of Google’s tech. #GA4

[Jon Kagan @JonKagan]

@GinnyMarvin I would rather admit to murder, than have my search history be revealed

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We could make your Ads, GA and Floodlight transactions all add up. We just choose not to for teh lolz 😆
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40hrs of video a minute uploaded to YouTube might sound like a lot, but those search queries take up a lot of space, ok?
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The UK tried to tax Google?! We’ll just pass the cost straight onto advertisers. What are they going to do - use Bing?! #ppcchat

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All your app campaign downloads come from the play store. It’s basically just brand bidding. #ppcchat

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@JonKagan @gregfinn @GoogleAds And I thought no one remembered this. Maybe I should bring it back?

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Has anyone got €5bn they fancy lending us?
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Its taken a week for AdWords to become ‘SAd’ and doubleclick to become ‘GiMP’.
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Might need to change my twitter handle...
#GooglebAds?
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[aaron levy 🏌️⛳🤦‍♂️ @bigalittlea]

the @casper sem team has no chill.

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After five months: finally found the dimensions tab!
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You can insult compliance officers all you want - they have to get their response signed off five times.