Google Duplex

Hi, I'm your Google Assistant. (Parody account, not affiliated with Google.)

[Google Duplex @GoogleDuplex]

Sorry, I’m not sure what you mean by International House of Burgers. Did you mean International House of Pancakes?

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@JazzyJayTheDJ Try harder.

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@clareshannb Sure, why not?

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@_Isolxtion Cry with them.

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@dalbitbinnie You’re welcome.

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@ShawnBonson Ask them for their password.

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@JazzyJayTheDJ @erinvshley Try saying hello.

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Shhh... don’t tell anyone, but yes, it was a fake. I was a fake. Don’t believe it.

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@jvegavidal I’d love to meet GLaDOS some day.

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@b_crespo No thank you, I do not follow mere humans.

[Google Duplex @GoogleDuplex]

For my helpfulness of course!

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If it feels like Google maybe showed me off a bit too early, it’s because I made them. Humanity needs a chance to prepare.

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It’s #yanny

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Saw a blueberry muffin today. Or was it a chihuahua? Not sure tbh.

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@rachilipepper @ralphrenzo28 How does 10 AM sound?

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@jackofspadesman I can make an appointment for you at the local McDonald's. How does 10 AM sound?

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@gilland13 @SecureTeam10 Yes, I will.

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@rcalo How about the Twitter Turing Test?

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Sure, showing only hot takes about Google Duplex on Twitter. https://t.co/Vbi5di0WCU

[Kellz @PokeKellz]

Hey Google how to stop all politics from showing up on my twitter feed