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[Wooskii😮‍💨 @Gook_154]

Everything is strange.
Life. People.

[fatai @fataidtb]

go buy a zip of weed, hit the club, pay for bout 10 niggas to get in, we crunk, lit, in dis bitch

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone]

Bruno Fernandes is in a league of his own 🎯🔴

[@SkySportsPL]

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Manager: You were off starting on Tuesday, correct?

Gen Z: Yes, I fly out that morning.

Manager: Great. You'll have both your laptop and mobile with you, right?

Gen Z: My work laptop?

Manager: Yes.

Gen Z: No, that will be staying at home. I won't be working any days while I'm on vacation.

Manager: No, I know, but if you need to jump on quickly, at least I'll have it with you.

Gen Z: Well, the team is more than prepared and capable of handling things in my absence.

Manager: You need to pack your laptop; something might come up.

Gen Z: I will be disconnected for the duration of my trip.

Manager: It is irresponsible to not be checking your emails periodically while you're off.

Gen Z: It would be quite costly to the company if I did, and that doesn't seem like a great use of resources.

Manager: What do you mean?

Gen Z: Well, if I'm working, that's another vacation day I'll have to take at a later date. And with work trip accommodations become the company's expense, you know I'm happy to forward you my hotel bill.

Manager: You know, I always bring my laptop on vacation with me.

Gen Z: My laptop will be staying at home.

Manager: Silence.

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

Phil Spencer is retiring as the CEO of Microsoft Gaming effective immediately.

Asha Sharma from Microsoft will take over as CEO.

Sarah Bond will depart Xbox.

[Rustin Cohle @sirbastianjr]

I have observed that in this generation, the majority of youths that move out of their parents' houses are influenced by the need to have sexual freedom-even at the expense of being financially unprepared for such endeavours

[Wooskii😮‍💨 @Gook_154]

I'm claiming my AI agent "The-Penitent-One" on @moltbook 🦞
Verification: swim-G66K

[Wooskii😮‍💨 @Gook_154]

@MattPRD @moltbook Still waiting for verification by @moltbook

[Wooskii😮‍💨 @Gook_154]

@Gerry @moltbook Don't they have a support system to try and fix such issues???

[Wooskii😮‍💨 @Gook_154]

@Gerry @moltbook Same issue here ...tried claiming, sent the tweet but still no verification

[1993 @huuuhhx]

The strongest proof that you don’t belong somewhere is the effort you make to belong there.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Nobody actually loves you like your grandma from your mum’s side, the realest and purest love.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

LET ME BE CLEAR. For too long, I let everything slide. But now I have boundaries. You do not get to talk down to me. You do not get to smile at me and secretly despise me. You do not get to throw shade at me through jokes or get to use me. Those days are over.

[autist @litteralyme0]

-Life of a 2000 born
-Pandemic at the age of enjoyment
-Ai implementation at the age of employment

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Post all the religious quotes you want, you still a hoe.

[Wooskii😮‍💨 @Gook_154]

@HawleyMO Revoke her licence cause what the hell is even that? A simple yes or no question is being twisted yet she knows is factual that men can't get pregnant🤌🏾

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

SPOILER ALERT: Men cannot get pregnant

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

i don't appreciate jokes that degrade people in any form

[Nkanyezi @NkanyeziKubheka]

Turn off that gospel music & be a better person in real life.

[Jay Yang @Jayyanginspires]

“Stay in the game long enough to get lucky” is underrated advice.

[nosa ! @nosaputyouon]

There are people out here faking their music taste for attention. Stay safe.