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Josh Haynes's head has gone..

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We have unconfirmed reports that a 'weapon' has been found in a 17 year olds girl's bedroom on Sotheron Street, Goole

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Had a lot of tweets coming in tonight from people reporting that they have sighted the infamous Riverbank Black Panther in Airmyn.

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Chelsea Dearing told Harry Gott to talk dirty to him so he used the line "I'll stick a peach up your arse you bitch!"

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Get yourself down to The Steam Packet Goole now, it's Bateman's birthday so he's offering 80% OFF ALL DRINKS!

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If you missed this week's episode of Pimp My Ride no need to bother with on-demand, just make your way to the far corner of Tesco Car Park.

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Why not go watch this local Indie band play at The Peacock tonight? They've been tipped for big things by Radio 1..

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In Zlowtow there's a sunbed shop down Paztúrè Róàd ran by an English guy called Dave who charges €10 for 50 minutes.

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Goole - Twinned with Zlowtow Polland

Similarities include nationality of the people who live here and the range of local convenience stores

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Ellie Acaster just did her first Facebook hashtag, she isn't sure how she feels about that..

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Fancy watching a film that came out on DVD 8 months ago? Then why not pay a visit to The Junction?

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Nath Clarkson sent you a Snapchat, we'll save you 10 seconds and tell you that it's of him listening to a Donny tune whilst driving.

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Holly Tyas is so glad that she is not an only child

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Megan Duffy wants a McDonalds

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You're in the mix with Ryan James, whether you like it or not..

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It's that time of week where everyone fucks off out of Goole for a decent night out, where you all heading tonight?

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If we reach 100 followers by the end of our first day on Twitter we will buy 1 follower who has retweeted any of our posts a Kashmir Chapati

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Local bar find a weapon on their premises

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WANTED: Luke Smith, 19. Last seen outside Royal. Wanted for crimes against Facebook selfies. Any info please get in touch.

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Apparently @Ellie_Acaster is walking around flaunting a cracking pair of tits today