Christopher Burt

[Christopher Burt @Goomba786]

@JustinWeather Patriotic chemtrails 🤣

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@JustinWeather They're turning the frogs gay!

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@HumansNoContext My boss doesn't see me when I do good. He only sees when I do bad

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@ElonMuskAOC Looks pretty sporty!

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@TonyPannWBAL I haven't taken the snow plow off of my truck yet... I'm ready!

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@JSS98Rock I work in electrical substations. Anything from 13,000 to 500,000 volts. If I get electrocuted I'll be vapor.

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@TonyPannWBAL The humidity can take a hike, but I'm going to miss the severe storms. They put me right to sleep last night! Too bad you can't have one without the other.

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Off-roading in a Model T, 1920s

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@empressellievip I'll be at Cruisin' Weekend in Ocean City, Md! Best car show on the east coast.

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@empressellievip I'll be right over to pick you up!

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@JSS98Rock My buddy had bamboo growing in his back yard and through the foundation of his house. Did everything he could to kill it: cut it all down to the dirt, threw pesticides on it, dug about 4ft down with a backhoe, then threw 4 yards of rock salt on it.. still came back the next year

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@JSS98Rock Not me, but my wife is not allowed to look at Web MD anymore. She would always panic and think she has cancer or mrsa over something stupid like a pimple or ingrown hair.

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@empressellievip Absolutely love long legs

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@TonyPannWBAL Working at an electrical substation in White Hall this morning. Finally able to see my footprints in the snow for once this year!

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I just earned the 'Middle of the Road (Level 6)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/zzbhMXjFIa

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I just earned the 'Verified Adventure (Level 3)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Iuqh7x3VLn

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I just earned the 'Brewery Pioneer (Level 5)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/1qSyQx2pWU

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I just earned the 'Hopped Up (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/7iJVBb7pne

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I just earned the 'Style Hunt: IPA - American' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/Z3s5CCrjqe #yearinbeer2022 #untappd

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I just earned the 'Year in Beer (2022)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/6WtOremyrE #yearinbeer #yearinbeer2022 #yib22