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Per Mertesacker is the man that every other man wishes he could be. Undercover agent for @metpoliceuk, currently outside your window

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Per Mertesacker is the greatest man alive: http://t.co/ofWDxxSFZ4

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I don't care how shameless it is

As Arsenal fans we are claiming that Asano goal as our own

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INCREDIBLE FROM ASANO

Arsenal Wenger has done it again

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Gurood my old friend :')

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Oh my god...

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This is a a colossal defensive performance here. Incredible from Saudi

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ABSOLUTE MADNESS

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But Romero is meant to be the best CB in the Premier League right?

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HUGE GOAL

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People complaining about the Lauturo offside saying he's not going to score with the shoulder so he should be onside

Because making situational offsides totally won't cause chaos going forward right? There are rules in place for a reason

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@Orangeiceman10 Just because it's not likely doesn't take away from it being a legal part of the body to score with. It's offside regardless of how likely it is

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@arseblog If you don't know that this is offside then you need to learn the offside rules again

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Lauturo playing like prime Inzaghi right now. Offside every 5 minutes

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All the billions spent to host the world cup and im expected to believe that the best that money could afford is Dion Dublin on commentary

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This game is like watching someone play their Dad on FIFA

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Beautiful header. Not even close

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Qatar ain't winning a single game with this keeper playing. Honestly looks like he has no control of his limbs

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@elspanishgooner @AFCBeef Caught in 4K

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Imagine my shock

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Thank you for blocking the Luiz transfer guys @AVFCOfficial

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MY CAPTAIN