GoonConfessions

My online diary.

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#ToBeHonest Fat is just some stupid superficial word girls who are a little filled in should stay that way thats a real women.

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#ThoughtsInBed I'm hungry as fuck..

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#ThoughtsInBed Did I lock the front door? Now I cant sleep unless I go check.

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#ThoughtsInBed Why do I always get a random boner when I try to sleep on my stomach?

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#ThoughtsInBed Why the FUCK am I so itchy

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#LiesIveToldMyParents Uhh.. I'm going to sleepover at a friends house tonight..

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#reasonstolive Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone.

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#ToBeHonest I'd hate going to work if I hadn't already stolen so much shit.

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#IfIWonAMillionDollars I don't think I deserve a million dollars :p

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#manofaction Isn't afraid of embarrassment.

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#tobehonest #GoonConfessions I've probably pissed in your bathroom sink more than I've pissed in you're toilet.

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#LiesIveToldMyParents I dont jerk off in the shower.