Gunn Runner

Part Time Engineer, Full Time Gooner, Avid follower of Mumbai Cricket Team (U19, U25 & Senior)... That's me people. RT's are not endorsements.

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

What a bloody sellout this fart of an actor is.

[Salman Khan @BeingSalmanKhan]

The students are at top priority, educationally n security-wise, so they need not worry and have their parents worried for them. The Honorable Prime Minister has tweeted, and I am sure that he will take strict action against all those people who are responsible for this leak. So students, plz go back to your parents n homes.

Sonam, it's done, bro. Don't extend this. Keep the spirit for another day if there be a need, which I doubt, n eat something. If u want, will send u food from home.

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

@gharkekalesh Reward this real life hero.

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

Not Gambhir, Not Agarkar but she will take Shreyas Iyer down definitely.

[TEJASH 🚩 @Tejashyy]

🚨 Shrestha Iyer backs Shreyas Iyer to become one of India's best captains:

"Just wait and watch. He will be one of India's best captains. It's easy for us to say, 'As a captain, he's losing, he's losing.' But you don't know the full picture. People only judge a captain based on results.

Every captain India has had has done well in their own way. Shubman Gill, Virat Kohli, Rohit Sharma, MS Dhoni and Sachin Tendulkar have all lost plenty of matches too. But if you keep targeting only Shreyas, then maybe the problem lies somewhere else.

The time is coming soon. I truly believe he will be one of India's best captains."

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

The dude is really embarassing us in front of the world now.

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

PM Narendra Modi : India celebrated its Republic Day on January 26 last year. Twenty-six... 2 plus 6 equals 8, and Indonesian President Prabowo Subianto's birthday is on the 17th, 1 plus 7 also equals 8. Same same.

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

@mybmc Try telling this to private offices who force employees to swim to office.

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

@SurajBala Here one more for you.

[Vasai Virar @vasaivirarinfra]

Madhuban Township has turned into a river. Severe waterlogging has brought traffic and daily life to a standstill, exposing a complete failure of infrastructure. Residents are suffering—who will take responsibility?
#Madhuban #Vasai #Waterlogging #MumbaiRains @rushikesh_agre_

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

@SurajBala One more for you buddy.

[🚩 सिद्धेश पाटील 🚩 @Sagarpa31447100]

विकासाच्या नावाखाली मुंबई विकली जाते
बिल्डर होतोय करोडपती..!

BMC खातेय पैसे
आणि जनता मरते..!

ही आहे "स्मार्ट सिटी" मुंबई ची हकीकत..!

@mybmc @CMOMaharashtra
#Mumbairain #Mumbai

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

@SurajBala Stop posting the well planned drainage system and move to the interiors the know what havoc such rains cause a common man.

[Krishna Kant Mishra @KKMishraOffice]

A construction at Bhandup West collapses on Saturday morning due to heavy rain

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

Hey @bookmyshow & @district_india, just heard @kamaalrkhan review on #housefull3 and I was wondering if you are providing free tickets for the movie along with popcorn and cold drinks. Thanks in advance.

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

Is it true @realDonaldTrump

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Trump surrenders to PM Modi.
If you go by what @RubikaLiyaquat says, that is.
"Trump ki Body language mat bhuliyega..."

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Trump surrenders to PM Modi.
If you go by what @RubikaLiyaquat says, that is.
"Trump ki Body language mat bhuliyega..."

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

Is this true @realDonaldTrump.

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Sushant: Kal to Modiji ne Trump ko samne baith ke jo sunaya hai, Trump ki halat kharab ho gayi

Modiji ki tareef pe tareef kar rahe the Trump,itna dara hua tha

Imagine Media is praising Modi for simply sitting on a chair infront of Trump with cue cards

Peak Bootlicking

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

@KartiPC @NTA_Exams You should also shut down all the shopping malls since there might be a theft in one of them. And close the roads because I heard someone was speeding.

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

Problem with these clowns is that they try to emulate western comic artists. They fail to understand that our cultures are different. Porn, sex profanity is a part of their life. Look up Max Amini and Matt Rife and you realize what this Pranit was trying to do.

[` @worshipVK]

Just saw another clip from Pranit More's show and it's disgusting 🙏

He asks a dentist "Does it ever happen to you that a patient comes in and she has some residue of male sperm in her teeth?"

The dentist went numb like she couldn't believe what he had just asked.

Then he asked "If an aunty comes to you and there is some residue on her face, what do you say to her? Aunty, have you given somebody a BJ or is this a cavity?"

The dentist looked genuinely uncomfortable. He kept asking "Is there any problem with swallowing?"

The dentist said "No" and then he replied "then why don't girls swallow?"

The poor girl felt creepy and said "I don't know"

If Himanshu and Sejal get punished, then why doesn't he? He should be banned from doing stand up comedy. His every show just revolves around porn, sex and dirty jokes. 🤡

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

These gutter chaap so called journalists find new ways to go to new lows. They can spew such venom because unfortunately majority buys this nonsense.

[Rahul Shivshankar @RShivshankar]

FEMALE GYM TRAINER ALLEGEDLY CONVERTED MILLIONAIRE'S SON TO ISLAM; CHANGED HIS NAME AND ENCOURAGED HIM TO GROW A BEARD AFTER NIKAH.

Pakistan Link Surfaces in Probe, FIR Filed Against 10 Including 3 Maulvis.
Police claim that the young man was "trapped" in a relationship as part of a pre-planned conspiracy and was pressured into converting to Islam.

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

I don't remember @IrfanPathan ever growing a pair of balls and speaking anything about any atrocities let alone his own community. These sellouts do more damage to their own community than the retarded gobar bhakts. Parties would do well to stay away from such mercenary pimps.

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

Irfan Pathan should keep his mouth shut about the atrocities against Muslims in India from now on, considering that his own brother, MP Yusuf Pathan, is joining BJP.

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

Sanghi Logic

[Mohsin Kamal @64MohsinKamal]

It’s good that coach Gautam Gambhir says players need to be given a long rope but what wrong did Sarfaraz Khan do then? Why was he dropped from the team despite scoring decent runs? #INDvsAFG

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

Who said soul only belongs to the God. Throw some pennies and see @AliAbdelaziz00 rip his soul out in 1000 ways.

[Ali Abdelaziz @AliAbdelaziz00]

The @ufc White House event will be the biggest sporting event in history.

If you don’t like it, don’t watch. Go watch some cartoons.

And if you don’t have a ticket, turn on your television, grab some popcorn, and enjoy the show.

Happy Birthday, America. 🇺🇸

The greatest country on the planet.

[Gunn Runner @Gooner_S]

Shut the fcuk up Mikel and get on with it. You were the second best team last night with less than 30% ball possession. You played fergie ball the whole season just to scrape through to win the title. We did not deserve CL title with that shit show.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Mikel Arteta: “I watched all the penalties in the competition in the last 72 hours to understand what is a penalty and what is not…

…that one on Madueke can easily be a penalty”.

[Aunindyo Chakravarty @Aunindyo2023]

Never, ever, claimed to be a journalist. I was always just a mere news professional. Journalists are much higher than me. You, however, are a dalaal.