Gooner Captions

Simple Gooner Captions To Melt Your Brain

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You didn’t come to the beach for the waves did you gooner

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The leopard print whore, just for you gooner

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Couldn’t scroll past that ass could you gooner

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You’ll be eating something gooner

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All four are up for grabs gooner

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Pick a team, or lose to both

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So much ass, so many tits, it’s a Gooners wet dream

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Be honest, you weren’t looking at the sunset anyways

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The local women can spot a gooner from a mile away

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Long legs are for staring gooner

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The road can wait, she’s your priority

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Her cute face is just to lure you in

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She sucks everything slow gooner

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You’re not proper enough for her gooner

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What’s your choice Gooner?

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The perfect curve for the perfect goon

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Get on your knees gooner

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Don’t lie, your favorite color is purple now isn’t it

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Bet you could really go for a paw job right now gooner

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Gooners don’t get days off