Goonson

Diary

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

You think you're civilized, but you will never understand

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

I look at a kid like that and go man is this kid loss and setup for failure

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

Right off the bat, there was some 14-15 year old kid wearing a MAGA hat with flames on it and a Trump T-shirt. My first thought is poor bastard, this dude is clearly being raised by half retarded parents and he thinks he's being so important by wearing this at a airport

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

I'm on a plane, get ready faggots

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

No one won let's gooo!!!!

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

I don't care how this comes across, but the black community has got to do something about their obsession with standing outside of gas stations. There's hustling and then there's hanging around a gas station just to be an asshole bum.

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

To those that just saw the Collin Cowherd Mount Rushmore commercial that shit was fucking gold

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

This is fucked up and terrifying

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

The next turn is in 8 miles and he keeps looking at the phone, easy sign he's coked out

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

Bro I love driving crazy so respect, but this dude is out of his fucking mind. Tempted to ask for him a bump

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

My uber driver is fucking shitfaced right now in case anything happens to me. I mean respect but this dude is fully tweaking off coke and god knows what else. Kinda creepy

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

Plane landed fuck I wanted to die that way

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

Same thing with the flight attendant, told her I love your hair and shoes, that way they ain't gonna cut me off and if they do it's gonna hurt. Be a pro

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

I'm a professional too, told the TSA sister how ya doing I love your shoes, just in case my bag got selected she ain't gonna give a fuck

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

Aye TSA, I brought drugs through the airport and you did nuthin

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

Turbulence is fun you pussies, ever been to six flags

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

Allah akbar

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

Watching mad max on the in flight cause I'm not a faggot worthless piece of fucking shit that watches real housewives

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

Inshallah

[Goonson @GoonsonReport]

Sitting next to 2 people scared of flying, thank ya god imma fuck wit them the whole flight