Goop'n'gunk

and what if I did slonk it silly? what then?

[Nerd 🇧🇷 RIO DE JANEIRO ❤️ @NerdPBSB]

A galera anti Prep acha lindo bater no peito pra falar que não tomam Prep e usam camisinha, adoram crucificar os barebackers, mas na hora de descartar o k4r4Lho da camisinha fazem esse tipo de presepada na natureza. Pow, se vocês vão pro mato com camisinha, lubrificante, papel, lenços umedecidos, O QUE CUSTA LEVAR UMA SACOLINHA PRA BOTAR O LIXO DENTRO E DESCARTAR NO LUGAR CERTO DEPOIS????

[kaz y/dsa @lqvekanthony]

THE TREVOR PROJECT CAN BE REACHED DIRECTLY AT 1-866-488-7386, EVEN WHEN THIS IS GOING TO BE GONE. PLEASE SHARE TO POSSIBLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE.

[Stash of smut @stashofsmut]

Make him moan

[Goop'n'gunk @GoopNGunk]

Being into musk is such a slippery slope for depressed bitches because there is nothing a depressed bitch hates more than taking a shower

[Goop'n'gunk @GoopNGunk]

Calling someone a hairy twink is a misnomer, the proper term would be slim otter

[Goop'n'gunk @GoopNGunk]

@gayinterludes It's giving phrenology wtf

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

she really was detective fierce tryna get the tea on the situation

[Priam Bigspoon 🍆🐽🦶🏻 @BigspoonXXL]

Show me your big cocks guys 🍆🔥

[Goop'n'gunk @GoopNGunk]

"Why does your breath smell like cum?" How do you know what cum breath smells like diva? 🤨 Out of the two of us it seems like only one throws it back frequently enough they can identify cum by its smell and it's not me, I'm just a normal slut

[Goop'n'gunk @GoopNGunk]

@HufflepunkVamp What brand of hair dye do you use? I love the color! 😍

[Goop'n'gunk @GoopNGunk]

But truly nothing liquifies my shit like cum idk what it is but I always take the most evil shit like a day after bottoming

[Goop'n'gunk @GoopNGunk]

In my unprofessional opinion douching is unnecessary most of the time because almost all of the shit mishaps that have happened to me while bottoming came after I douched because there was a hidden bit of water that turned everything into mud

[Goop'n'gunk @GoopNGunk]

Not a day goes by where I'm not accidentally smacking myself in the nuts I'm not even into cbt

[Goop'n'gunk @GoopNGunk]

If gay sex is so evil and unnatural why do I leak like a faucet when a guy with a beard eats me out? Five o'clock shadow?? It's over bitch