Goorm

The Inevitable is not the high tower of the Wise, but merely the sanctuary of the Timid

Don't follow me, follow god

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

I've tinkered with toys in workshops you wouldn't even play in

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

@23Weal @FearedBuck Are you real?

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

Here’s a genuine food tip: put a little water on your popcorn. It doesn’t do anything at all.

[ᾶσχτ (âsht) @utilitaryan]

Interesting things are happening in Albania

[fintan @objectfetishist]

John Fahey: “Turtles are my favorite animals. Everybody runs over them on the highways and that’s why I want to kill everybody. That’s one reason why I want to kill everybody.” Via a 1970 interview.

[Eternal Memri TV @EMTVmemes]

When you’re ordering circles and squares from the Shape Store and your broke friend says “get dodecahedrons”.

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

@_alitrs_ @ShitpostGate Respect.

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

@elonmusk nvm I figured out how to do it myself. Man sometimes I forgot how absolutely awesome you are mr musk. Rock on and keep making supergrok super.

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

@elonmusk as a supergrok user, it would be absolutely epic if we could add prompts to animating images into videos. You are an epic meme lord. Thx for supergrok bro

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

@WellsJorda89710 Jewish exceptionalist slop on my timeline, not messing with it.

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

@Betar_USA The only thing this tweet makes me think is why is betar allowed to have a twitter account but isis isn't?

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

@LeoTerrellDOJ If this is the best Israel can muster then they must really be struggling.

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

@David97768248 @JehadAbusalim LARP

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

@Thiagoafa666 @ChrisHelali You'll be their top shabbos goy yet.

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

It's come to my attention that all tweets on my twitter account is a toy, and this tweet is a toy as well. Every future tweet will also be a toy.

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

@GeoReffGD Why didn't you give him his five dollars?

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

No one says ladies first anymore they just say you're a beta.

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

#GoonForIsrael

[Goorm @GoormingGoorm]

My racist friend got super mad at me for laughing hysterically at a white people can't cook meme. You might ask why am I friends with a racist? He has good vibes and aura, sorry that's the way it is. Sometimes the facts aren't as important.