Goostaf

Most of my tweets were stolen from my sister @alana49752735

[alana @alana49752735]

Happy malice at the palace day to all who celebrate ❤️

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

All my homies hate eco-mode

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

The environmentally conscious urge to roll a stop sign.

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

The strategy for USA soccer is simple -

Do not let them past our man-bun line of defense.

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

@hkaayy Lotto premium plus +

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

Please don’t bother me, I’m running Aaron’s.

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

“Amber Heard” is a complete sentence.

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

Get your mom what she really wants for Mother’s Day: a custom cameo from the Island Boys

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

gm

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

Call that Positive People in Pinecrest

[Daniella Levine Cava @MayorDaniella]

Our positivity rate in Miami-Dade is now up to 8%. We’re closely monitoring this uptick by checking wastewater for signs of new variants and collecting data that will help us control possible spread.

Remember: Get boosted, test if symptomatic, and stay home if you’re sick.

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

@maxjeisenberg too drink to not drunk the afilomen

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

* watching spongebob

Me: why is it so hard to understand spongebob, is he mumbling?

@alana49752735 : it’s cuz he’s underwater

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

TIL the name Bryce is short for brown rice.

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

@andryaisabella The principal we always knew we deserved!

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

I think I preheated the air fryer for too long

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

@theSlickRick23 That form tho…

[alana @alana49752735]

Which is the better pair of 🏀🏀?

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

@alana49752735 Big night for both balls

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

@Marisajoyy

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

@alana49752735 Celery one is elite btw

[Goostaf @GooseGreene]

@alana49752735 They’re ghosting your ass on do not disturb twitter