joe xmith

[joe xmith @GooseW]

@AaronBenRose Babe Ruth

[joe xmith @GooseW]

sup Jam #MLBLive

[Jay Glazer @JayGlazer]

Breaking: Johnny Manziel and Brian Hoyer have been informed that Manziel will in fact be the starter this week. #Scoopage

[NFL @NFL]

Matthew Stafford was mic'd up for Detroit's wild Week 8 win.

It's pretty awesome.

MUST-SEE: http://t.co/HRfVoy3nKt #SoundFX

[NFL Fantasy Football @NFLFantasy]

RT if you won your fantasy league championship.

[joe xmith @GooseW]

#ThingsIAlwaysSeeOnMyTL

[joe xmith @GooseW]

@CraigyFerg Craig does someone control what jeff says or is it pre recorded

[joe xmith @GooseW]

X. X

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Saw Jackass 3D. Not as good as the book.

[joe xmith @GooseW]

Hey @TeamCoco! I just voted for #VladimirPutin to be #ConansFirstGuest on TBS November 8th! Vote @ http://bit.ly/9osqCh

[Jim Rome @jimrome]

The Jets weren't ready for primetime. But Ray Ray wasn't coming off that field a loser. And if was, he was taking a few bodies with him.

[joe xmith @GooseW]

Wow #Ochocinco has done it again! I just got the @OgOchoCinco app by #RockSoftware & its off the hook! Go here: http://rock.gs/85 (rt pls)

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

The saddest part about the NBA season ending is going months w/o hearing "ball movement" and "penetration" on network TV.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

A man used his prosthetic leg to smuggle drugs into jail. He said the hard part was getting the prosthetic leg into his rectum. #FallonMono

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Hotel guests ordered fewer movies this year than last year. It probably has to do with the fact that golf has gotten so "porny." #FallonMono

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Happy Cinco de Mayo! I don't speak Spanish but I think Cinco de Mayo means "Gay mayonaise." (via @GhostPanther)

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors. They say the guy could be a real danger–unless you have a rock. #FallonMono

[joe xmith @GooseW]

Hey @aplusk larry whos ur favorite team to play (#fantasyfootball live › http://ustre.am/2eOa)

[joe xmith @GooseW]

5 goals in first period

[joe xmith @GooseW]

what a game