Gorbash

I'm a dog.

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

New mini human in the house eats tasty white paste twice a day...I am officially the cleaning crew. I take my job seriously!

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

@FraggleRock @hensoncompany I shall notify my human. She will be ecstatic! #FraggleRock #Sprocketisthebest

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

The baby gets fed MULTIPLE times in the night! I do not get fed AT ALL throughout the night. Something os wrong with this picture! #newbaby #dogquestion #hmphf

[Luna Wheaton @LunaWheaton]

I know it's not for everyone, but for some, pets can help manage depression. Adopting a pet can save, not only an animal, but yourself. If you aren't in a position to adopt, maybe spend an afternoon volunteering at a shelter.

And always call someone when you feel like you can't.

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

All the feels. #sayinggoodbye #doglove # https://t.co/cfErjq7ptm

[Snagglefoot @Snagglefoot]

Hold your pets a little closer tonight,
As somewhere someone is saying goodbye. Give your pets an extra scratch tonight, as someone somewhere has no tears left to cry.
#mybrother #mydog #love

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

@Laurawalsh18 @AnneWheaton So much easier to be a dog! No shoes no shirts, full service! #doglife

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

@AnneWheaton My God...that little boy in the green shirt...he is working those glasses!

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

Um...you didn’t tell the world of twitter that I painted the blue parts! #dogs #dogtricks #imawesome https://t.co/lLD7erkzuO

[Snagglefoot @Snagglefoot]

Worked on my dogs painting skills tonight while my husband watched the baby! Not too shabby! #dogsoftwitter #watercolour #dogtricks

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

My humans ordered takeout and got an extra cookie so they gave it to me and they thought the fortune was hilarious. I don’t get it. #dogsofttwitter #persistence #fortuneteller

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

They say Canada has 4 seasons...but to me they are only two: Winter and Bug! #Ihatebugs #bugs #bugging #doglife

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

@AnneWheaton Yeah, we do this because we can’t take Cat Naps...because CATS! #catsareevil

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

@0e0bf85aa35640d @EdiethePug Yeah...why can’t it be both!? #doglife

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

I like big BONES and I cannot Lie. No other dogs can deny! When ur owner walks in when ur feeling blue, with a big bone for you to chew...you get: DROOLZ!
#dogsofttwitter #dogpoetry #doglife #SnackAttack #snacktime

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

It’s getting harder and harder to find snow to poop on. It must be #spring #doglife

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

@CountVonCount I hope you’re talking about bones! If so, could you spare some?!

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

I don’t understabd why my owner gets annoyed that I must go to the bathroom on the snow...I’m just helping spring come sooner! #spring #dogsoftwitter

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

No truer words have been spoken! #cheese #morecheese https://t.co/84tLztAxdJ

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

Anyone who thinks cheese and crackers isn’t a meal, is missing out on life

[Loki Doberdog @LokiDoberdog]

Oh she’s just luffly!!! #AdoptDontShop #Ottawa https://t.co/4Oiz2mx90J

[Gorbash @GorbashTheMutt]

@FozzieBear I think you should lay up this joke, maybe point guard it to bed....no offence, but it was a little sheepish. #WockaWocka