Gord Fox

absolute idiot on the internet, i have cool friends

[Gord Fox @Gord_Fox]

i had a "this edible aint shi---" moment with some salsa, i ate a bigass glob thinkin it wasnt spicy and fifteen seconds later i'm-

[MBSX4+ @zero706088209]

10 yo kids really went from thinking cole, master cheif, niko bellic were cool to fuckin poppy play time and fredy five bears are badass till their like 17

[daren @skulldaren]

Life after you turn 23 years old

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while I was little spoon that I accidentally blew both of my wife's legs clean off and now shes a double amputee

[images @huggysqueezejoy]

Every friend group got the philosopher and the cute one and the sacrificial object

[jae 🐳 @gaythejae]

everyone in my theatre laughing at every little thing bryan did

[♡ Aicon ♡ @aicontepig]

Reminder that the little girl could not say his name, so she dubbed him Gordo Cabron, which is perhaps the most fitting thing one could call him.

[Neil @irl_neil]

President Xi, I am 31 year old American boy suffering from fuel shortages. Please send fuel and weapons to Los Angeles California. My country yearns for fuel and freedom.

[playwithboys carti @AMERlCANROYALTY]

if a nigga wont let you merge on the highway drive into them full speed dont worry about if you gonna live or not just step on that bitch and turn the steering wheel as sharp as possible

[l∀rkin | Transgender ally @GurrenLarkin]

Uni student life

[Cock Pornis @CockPornis]

My #wife wants me to fucking #cum. I don’t think so #bitch

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

Send this to your ex-girlfriend. She wants to see it, trust me. This is as ex-girlfriend as it gets. Fellas, listen to me closely: buy BIG on Joe Cool float

[Exxi @exstasias]

When a thought breaks through the wall of vyvanse, nicotine, caffeine, electronic music and weed

[♪ @iihandsiiheaven]

her hitting her vape kills meeekddkjdjf

[ari @arinomalocaris]

when she wants your 9 yeareal collection of a thousand cereals but you lowkey haven't gotten any pingas play on your mean bean machine since the sky had a weegee

[josh @joshypooper]

just dropped my weakest dick yet and she still wants to see me again

[ally @missmayn]

if you tried pulling this shit at a bank they’d arrest you for elder abuse but they let it happen in congress.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

@macklemore Come do some porn with me.

[kat 🕸 @goofstep]

grandioso día para mí

[Omni @OmniOmniDaWzrd]

Happy Independence Day to my people

[Red From Boulder Punch 2.0 @RedLReviews]

BRO YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY “GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE” WHEN YOU WANNA STAY IN POWER ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY