Gorilla's Choice

Your ol' pal Joe. Your sad stumblebum of a chum.

[Gorilla's Choice @GorillasChoice]

My 2nd biggest fear is that I'll say "I'm yawning," but the person thinks I said "I'm Yanni," and I'm forced to live as Yanni forever.

[Gorilla's Choice @GorillasChoice]

I do not like hearing the weatherman describe the start of September as "sultry"

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

logging on

鳥人戦隊ジェットマン
Chōjin Sentai Jetman
1991 / Japan / Keita Amemiya
⚡️💨🍷💥sound on💥🍷💨⚡️

[Gorilla's Choice @GorillasChoice]

@EvilKeaton You gave me an opportunity to revisit:
https://t.co/mt1Huldxlw

[Gorilla's Choice @GorillasChoice]

Look out, Spidey!

[It’s Keaton! @EvilKeaton]

I want a movie about the kid who got cut from the team for a dog. He puts together a team of other basketball playing animals. A giraffe on defense. A horse that plays small forward. A tarantula that he throws at people to freak them out.

[Gabby Hayes @RealGabbyHayes]

I give up. Like a clown.

[Gorilla's Choice @GorillasChoice]

@Noalarmplanet https://t.co/wUCTT3GINV

[BILL OAKLEY @thatbilloakley]

This guy and his commercials are on a slow-moving, long-running mission to eliminate friendliness

[It’s Keaton! @EvilKeaton]

Gimme the Beastie Boys and free my SOUL

I wanna get lost in your rock and ROLL

[Gorilla's Choice @GorillasChoice]

Used a metal spoon while cooking, and accidentally ate ceramic pan coating. So, if I die, that's why.

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I sure hope Reginald Feather is in the new Avengers movie

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Met Butch Patrick today, because he was at the local 1800's Historical Village, for some reason.

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Facebook showed me a post by my third grade teacher for some reason, and she already had a generic "old lady" look, so she hasn't aged a day in decades. If anything looks younger, because she lost the glasses with beads

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Lotta fireworks going off. On account of all the basketball, I assume

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

ladies and gentlemen, the weekend
😵‍💫🍉sound on🍉😵‍💫

[Gorilla's Choice @GorillasChoice]

I've either been mocked by some Gen Alpha kids on the street via sarcasm multiple times this week, or kids today are quite nice and your pal Joe is quite hip

[BILL OAKLEY @thatbilloakley]

OUT TODAY! Four years in the making: the sequel to my bestseller “Space: 1969”! @nlyonne returns to star as Nurse Nancy in an even more incredible adventure! Get it now at https://t.co/ZHtIRVRF19

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Went to a fair today. Under the wrestling tent, there was a very old man with a cane who was so crotchety, a blank space formed around his table. He shook his cane at me when he got up, so I wouldn't take his chair.

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I'm glad the Looney Tunes movie is parodying Watergate. Gotta keep making the only little kid in class who does Nixon jokes nobody gets or likes

[Fender Belly @fender_belly]

Hardly anyone ever mentions the Wilbury’s mysterious seventh member…

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Saw this fake cocktail on the "news" this morning, and this was my immediate thought