Preston D. Perry III

Sgt. U.S. Army Vet! 24 years old living in Murfreesboro! NPC Bodybuilder ! IG: Gorilla_Swoldier and @gorillawarfareapprel Owner: Gorilla Warfare Apparel

[Preston D. Perry III @GorillaSwoldier]

People blow my phone up, go away. I’m out here with dirty hands makin an honest dollar. Stfu. Or the old me will show up, rob you and ya fam

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Incase anyone didn’t know Tannehills TD/ INT ratio is right there with Tom Brady’s this year. Don’t count us out! TITAN UP

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Uber Eats? Grubhub? Door Dash? Crackhead on a bike? Someone deliver food in Unionville

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When I’m having a bad day I just look to fb. I then read political and military expertise from people who can barely walk and chew bubble gum! 😂🤣 #perfect

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It’s so funny most of y’all crying about WW3, why ya worried you’ve missed every other war so why freak out now?😂🤣

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It’s a new year, can Auburn please get a new football coach?

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Tonight I looked around the dinner table and realized how much I really have to be thankful for. Over the last few years I’ve watched many faces come and go in my life but I’ve also been lucky enough to have some I... https://t.co/qEsHr3pNbR

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Disney you have found a way to completely ruin Star Wars! Congrats — watching Star Wars Movies at AMC Theatres Murfreesboro 16 https://t.co/YM94esR2nZ

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Without a doubt! https://t.co/MVGngoPbYi

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Yep it’s official my house is haunted....imma head on out!

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Dear Santa,
Can you make a hoe into a housewife? Asking for a friend!

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Went to get drunk and watch the Grinch and instead was kidnapped by a wonderful family and got to enjoy the happiness of the day with them. https://t.co/LYxJsNfOMn

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Some life lessons are learned the hard way. Like don’t stop at a dollar general to poop. Because they use DG brand toilet paper 🧻. #itsnotworthit

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Just met a veteran who told me he didn’t know what province he was in when he was in Afghanistan! He’s now leaving the bar! Lie and get hit!

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My political post of the day! This is the most divided I’ve ever seen our country. I’m not here to argue either side. But those of you threatening violence against those who disagree with you....I hope you have the... https://t.co/VfPU8GwSay

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New theme song! https://t.co/vbobw2vKwp

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I’m 29 years old and I can proudly say I closed the deal on my first house. I finally can call somewhere all mine. #GROWINUP #TennesseeDreamin

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I will never eat Mexican food again! 🤢🤮

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Dammit Sam Elliot must not smoke cause I just lit my whole mustache on fire. #reallifeproblems