Gorlock

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#3wordsaftersex, 100% engram free

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#votereport Gorlock is a non-violent thetan, but while voting I dropped an engram in my pants when some douche cut in line. I liquefied him.

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#votereport Gorlock voted against Prop 8. Recently married to get green card. Checked the "other" box when asked if bride, groom, or other.

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#votereport , Gorlock voted today for McCain based on his pro-consumption of human flesh platform.

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#debate08 Gorlock's internet tubes were tied during the debate,I think Tom Cruise put encyption on his wi-fi connection.Did watch the debate

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#debate08 Gorlock has just returned from planet Xenu after evening out my atrocious tan lines. Looks like the economy went to hell. Yay!

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#current gorlock has programmed Bob Schieffer to ask about Ayers, Wright, and Engram-gate. McCain FTW!

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@aldy, I take exception with that. I am not as slithery or blood thirsty for children's blood as he is.

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#debate08 Gorlock like when McCain refers to Obama as "that one". Makes Obama look like a hobo full of engrams. . .ewww

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#haiku #current #debate08 / Gorlock loves McCain / He has translucent pale skin / Just like me, Gorlock

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#debate08 #current McCain sounds winded when he attacks Obama. His engrams are depressing his diaphragm.

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#debate08 Gorlock says drink if McCain karate chops Obama in the larynx

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Gorlock went to high school with T. Boone Pickens. He was an awkward teenager 12 trillion years ago. Xenu administered wedgies daily.

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@NikeProVersion , Thank you for your flattery, I will instruct my kind to eat you last. Enjoy your extra time on this forsaken planet :P

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#debate08 Gorlock votes Republican because Laissez-faire economics will lead people to feast on each other's flesh. FTW!

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#debate08 Gorlock thinks Obama IS a domestic terrorist. He makes me terrified, trying to fix the country by talking about real issues.

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#vpdebate #current, My long range E-meter was spiking when Palin made Biden cry. We need auditing! I can smell his engrams.Smells like feet

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#vpdebate Gorlock thinks Palin should expand vice presidential powers by allowing the office to eat under performing representatives.

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#vpdebate , Biden trying to protect Palin's child. We are known to eat our own young when cornered. Weird reflex. http://tinyurl.com/4sxm4v

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#vpdebate , Little known fact, Sarah Palin and I are the same species