Owen Calloway

16
he/they
self-employed

(dcrp oc)
(pfp by @courttalon )

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[ʀᴜ @ruoxiant_]

One time when I was 13 this really old guy walked past me and asked me if I had any cigarettes. And i actually did so I gave him one but like why did he ask the child of all people

[rune sword @runesword1]

blood soaked owl always in peripheral vision. gets slightly closer every year on my birthday. good omen?

[Owen Calloway @GothamCalloway]

@amperegotham hm. i see.

[Owen Calloway @GothamCalloway]

gotham city has failed to contain them. i wish all of you luck.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Mutant rats have reportedly been found in sewers under major cities in the US

Researchers say they’re more resilient to rat poison due to new genetic mutations

[awesomegirl2486 @awesomegirl2486]

Is it Normal if Every time i Go on Break at work I sit In my car and Fantasize about Being shot

[zac @vomit_induction]

that one friend who's a shell of a human being

[Owen Calloway @GothamCalloway]

i think i mixed the order of this up. shit.

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

by age 22 you should have set someone's downfall in motion. by age 25 your own downfall should be set in motion

[Owen Calloway @GothamCalloway]

this is the first father's day that i have ever been able to celebrate, and it has been tarnished by the lack of security in a mug printing shop. i am gods least favorite child, and i detest them for it.

[Owen Calloway @GothamCalloway]

2 poisoned tylenols. in case they capture me.

i do not want anything from the " $1 " category, but if i had to pick i would likely go for the " meat labubu. " it can likely be broken back down into ingredients and reconstituted into something more appealing.

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

You have 5 dollars, what you getting?

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Elmo has been decapitated in the New York City streets, presumed dead.

[⟲ @unotfbg]

it’s fucked up how sleeping less to extend your day ultimately shortens your life

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i don't have abandonment issues i'm actually very good at being abandoned.

[Owen Calloway @GothamCalloway]

@GothamLibrary is who trying to signal what ? do you need help ?

[Owen Calloway @GothamCalloway]

@GothamLibrary @GoonionIntern fine.

[Owen Calloway @GothamCalloway]

@GoonionIntern gay.

[Owen Calloway @GothamCalloway]

@CourtTalon ha. true.