The Lords of The Darkness have gained a new Solder of The Dark, who is also cut from the most evil and fu*ked up cloth that’s ever been made on this piss filled shit stained bitch of a planet that we call earth
I have been imbued with a more sinister power than ever previously foreseen……
It is a power endowed upon me by the dark Lord himself, Satan aka beezleboob aka Lucifer aka God’s Most Hated Soldier….
This power gives me the ability to create anything I dream of……
Grok add a spooky smile to my profile picture to signify that I have awoken from my year long slumber in my coffin and I am about to wake up for another month of spooky posting about this piss hole shit soaked planet that we call the earth
Hey guys GothRebro here wanna let people know that I’ve lost my devil trident and my sexy devil holster and that’s what I was planning to wear for Halloween this year so if anyone finds them could you let me know?? This is really important to men and I’m pretty sad about it
Halloween should be about BLOOD AND GUTS instead of SWEETS AND TREATS!!! The Bastardiztaion of The celebration of The Dark Lord and his Empire of Evil is disgusting and WRONG
@steppemosin I hope that the earth swallows you and that you descent into Satan’s eternal lair, known as Hell!!! You will join the army of the undead!!!!
*Awaking from my slumber……*
“Uh, what kind of HELL am I in right now???”
Satan, the Lord of Darkness in a very spooky voice: “tHiS iS eArTh, GoTh rEbRo, ReMeMbEr?”
Me, sinisterly: “ah…..yes….HA HA HA HA 😈”
[DArk REbr0 has emerged from the catacombs] ahh, like a bat from a cave, I have descended upon the air to feast on vermin…I am the darkness of death, on this unholy piss stained bitch of a planet
The people who make a MOCKERY of ALL HALLOWS EVE (aka HALLOWEEN) are going to be among the first that the Dark Lord, Satan, shall punish upon the fires and flames of eternal damnation……
The Vampire….Vampyr….vampiria… these are the names of the most horrifying beast that ever walked this hellish whore of a planet called Earth…
So it makes sense why everyone wants to dress as him every Halloween, the most evil of all days of the year. But should they be?
The Dark Art of Poetry is healing for the Soul…..the ancient Japanese understood this…..
Darkness fills my Whole
Earth is made of Piss and Shit
Dark Lord we love you
@smokepetrol Frankensteins Monster is the Laboratory assistant to the evil Doctor Hank Frankenstein….. who knows what sick and twisted deeds he would need to have a young lady for….
But that is the nature of evil!
A poem for you on this piss stained shit of a day…..
The moon is made of blood
And also instead of mud
On the moon it’s actually shit
And Satan deposited it
Upon that floating Hell
Where all the demons dwell
The earth is filled with piss
And black cats angry hiss (1/???)
And the Lords of Darkness smile
They’re sexy and also vile
The Ladies of Darkness fly
On broomsticks between their thighs
They give the Dark Lord thanks
And join him in his ranks
It is almost Halloween
And things will surely get mean 😈 (3/3)
A poem for you on this piss stained shit of a day…..
The moon is made of blood
And also instead of mud
On the moon it’s actually shit
And Satan deposited it
Upon that floating Hell
Where all the demons dwell
The earth is filled with piss
And black cats angry hiss (1/???)
Because they hate these humans
Their meetings and their zoom-ins
And bats from caves shall fly
And make the innocent die
With their fangs to suck their blood
Until their bodies fall with a “thud”
It is the month of reckonin’
To the gates of hell you’re checkin’ in (2/???)