The Ball Thief

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

.@YOLODS I would try to be the 1st person at work tomorrow. Wouldn't want someone to take it from you. Only a jerk would do that.

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

Hey @YOLODS, I left a pretty "baller" gift for you near the elevator. 🎾

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

.@YOLODS I forgot, I still have your ball. What should I do with it?

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

I made the ball walk the plank. Also, happy birthday, @YOLODS.

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

@Meagan_Hatton @OvidioHinojosa @YOLODS What a dick.

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

Be careful where you leave your ball, @YOLODS. #dangthatballstillbemissing

[Sterling Hayman @sterlinghayman]

Unusual Suspects? @GotYourBallLods @YOLODS @NoBallHere #ballgirl #hashtagnonsense #thowsshade #ballshaventdroppedyet

[Sterling Hayman @sterlinghayman]

@GotYourBallLods @YOLODS @NoBallHere Leo shocked #lodsknowsballs #comeandtakeit #iknowwhotookyourball #itwittered

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

.@YOLODS Hope you enjoy getting the mail today.

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

Did you think I lied about the waterboarding, @YOLODS?

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

Oops, @YOLODS! I dropped your ball! #oopsies

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

@YOLODS @stevecampanini @SplashMedia That was actually pretty funny, unlike everything @NoBallHere tweets out.

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

@TaylorUnMade @YOLODS That shit cray.

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

If I may improve upon the lyrical prowess of Jay-Z: "Ball so hard @YOLODS never gonna find me." #watchthethrone #hahaistillhaveyourballlods

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

Hey, @YOLODS. Your ball is really good at Russian Roulette! He hasn't lost once yet! #thedeerhunter

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

.@JMcCook23 I'm assuming @YOLODS is there, right? It would make sense because only people without balls can do ladies' night.

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

.@YOLODS What am I going to do with all of this ball? Le sigh... #firstworldproblems

[Brandon Wainerdi @ActuallyBrandon]

@SplashMedia @GotYourBallLods @EricaKoehler1 @YOLODS someone talk to @Netflix. This could be a huge hit.

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

.@YOLODS Remember that one time I had your ball? That was pretty cool. #imsorrybutyou #seemtobeconfused #itbelongstome #theballismine

[The Ball Thief @GotYourBallLods]

Hey, @EricaKoehler1. Can we do a #SplashChat with @SplashMedia about why I have @YOLODS' ball and he doesn't?