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@narindertweets Hallelujah! First time something decent has happened in 2 years.

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@ga11agbon @Carra23 Villa’s honour list.

Yet, they’re a ‘big’ club 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Poland is like…

Andy Burnham telling King Charles:

"I don't recognise the people running the courts."
"Parliament has appointed new judges."
"I'm putting them in place whether you approve or not."
"The old lot have been holding the system hostage."

King Charles says:
"No!”

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@SkyNews Not the biggest though! Ronaldo has been stealing a living for the past 5 years!

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@piersmorgan @Cristiano @AlNassrFC_EN Might as well carry on until 60 - he’ll be counting those walking football goals soon.

Pele was the first to 1k anyway.

Your lover boy Ronaldo isn’t even the best Ronaldo 😂

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@KayBurley KB ❤️ TR

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🚨BREAKING: Kay Burley has a secret crush on Tommy Robinson.

I’ve not seen anything more obvious.

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@MatthewPFirth I wonder why? 🥴

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@PolitlcsUK

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For anyone who doesn’t know why @TRobinsonNewEra has been found “guilty”. This is why.

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@narindertweets He scared them 😂

Fuck sake, what has happened to this shithouse of a country?! 😵‍💫🥴

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@dodson_nyall Baggie.

Says it all.

In fact, says a lot.

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🚨BREAKING:

UK 🇬🇧 0

Establishment 1

Sickening day for the UK as the corrupt courts find Tommy Robinson guilty on both accounts.

For doing nothing! Let that sink in.

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🚨BREAKING: A budget for the people…

Of Ukraine.

- John Healey, 2026.

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@elonmusk - it’s time.

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@SimplySimosp 😂😂🤡🤡

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Did Piers Morgan go down for 10 years for harassing people?

@piersmorgan did you?

Maybe Tommy Robinson should claim he works for the BBC and likes kids, he’ll have a statue instead of a sentence.

What are the odds that the judge lets off a nonce in the next week?!

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Nice one Ze! @ZelenskyyUa

That should keep you warm for the next 300 years 💪👍

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@gingerrtom Oh, please go. I’ll spread the word 👍😂

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@hmtreasury I’d rather give it Putin and live happily ever after.