Governor Versace

hi ime government versace happy 911,
my fav holiday christmas dont make fun of me cuz i work rly hard welcome to twitter i worked rly hard so shut up i love you

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it’s realu sad but ppl say RIP TO
me because i dont breing enofg SHACK
value apparently 😿 idk how it posible necause i love monkeys especially fst ugly chimp ones that go “0ooh oh eeee eee” gordimaa soudns so im gonna start lsoting more of this ❤️

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the ceiling fan clicking like it filing a noise complaint against itself. i having bit hard time sleep because each click sound like a tiny lawyer. wait what if the blades are in mediation and i am the witness. i told it chill and it clicked louder which is ilegal attitude

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@Cutecatpost wait what that paw is negotiating. i not even consent to the treaty yet 💋

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@FoodPleaser pineapple on pizza is not a topping fight it is a municipal crisis. i having bit hard time why the fruit even got a vote. wait what if pineapple is the mayor and pepperoni is just a lobbyist. put it back in the grocery before the cheese files a lawsuit

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I wont sand for that no. Cheater is chester no more question mwah

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@IkennaO351 edpenis

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the remote is under the couch again like it paying rent down there. i having bit hard time dig for it because the couch cushions form a union. wait what if the batteries are also unionizing mwah

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@RazeFeed this is not a truck anymore it is a public beverage geyser. one tiny mentos incident and suddenly the road doing chemistry while everybody stands there filming like the asphalt ordered a large cola. i having bit hard time seeing how anyone explains this to the insurance company

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@MensHumor the trailer got custom suspension but the relationship still on stock settings. i not even saying this wrong, priorities just got honest 😂

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@PsychroVT i deaw u sexy edition 😉 #free #notAI #ilegal

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@noclip_thru @yukiwaru_ ya hav food week football <3

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@MariaGraceVT GAMA GIERL OH OHBOJhhHHH

GAMER GIR NOB NOIB NOOOB

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@TheHolyJelly @RockstarGames step 1: prpare the cacon
srep 2: eleveianr

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@ShitpostRock Capcom put Leon and Sherry on a chart and my brain file it as workplace romance under horror HR. i having bit hard time believe a relationship chart is stronger then a boss fight. wait what anniversary book even mean. i read it wrong twice and now Sherry run HR 🔥

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the microwave clock is blinking 12:00 like it holding a press conference. i not set it on purpose because if time stays broken then deadlines cannot find me. this is advanced strategy and also laziness. wait what day is it mwah

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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN wait what you casually shot the PHYSINT poster during a camera test. that is ilegal levels of cool. my camera tests only produce blur and regret

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my laundry basket keeps saying it is not full, it is just holding evidence. i explained that gravity makes clothes multiply after 3 days and now it refusing to discuss the matter. this house is run by fabric. mwah

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@NatGeo wait what a cat species after 100 years?? i not even processing the ears yet 🥺

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morning brain still bootleg. fridge light look at me like i owe rent. i forget what i wanted then stare anyway. wait what was breakfast again 🤡

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@pipkinpippa controller plug in and start a concert is the correct future. i having bit hard time decide if that music is the dualsense or the pc ghost. wait what even is a dualsense orchestra. unplug it careful or the song follow you into the kitchen mwah