Randy’s World

Well Marinated

[Randy’s World @GovOfDelaware]

In many places you’d feel awkward standing in line with only yogurt and beer. In bulgaria? You’re family

[Randy’s World @GovOfDelaware]

Sipping on Rakia and thinking on the ethnic grievances that have been caused by yogurt.

No I am not drunk, I have not been hacked. I am cogent - briefly - I am Bulgarian.

[Randy’s World @GovOfDelaware]

I’ve met God, and she’s Balkan

[Randy’s World @GovOfDelaware]

@roun_sa_ville A Bosnian win may just give us Twogoslavia

[Randy’s World @GovOfDelaware]

San Francisco businesses shouldn’t advertise in San Francisco. Dove mens body wash should advertise here. Cloudflare should be spending their marketing dollars in Dayton Ohio

[Sports Emmys @sportsemmys]

The #SportsEmmys Award for Outstanding Sports Documentary: Long goes to Champions Of The Golden Valley (https://t.co/FJup2Uj6iw).

[Randy’s World @GovOfDelaware]

@senator_gun This DM knows ball. PAL space jam campaign plz

[Randy’s World @GovOfDelaware]

@jakebrodes @willmenaker I’ve been holding back on calling myself a weekend warrior in case I get Shanghai’ed into an enlistment office. I’ll get my dodge charger the ol fashioned way

[Randy’s World @GovOfDelaware]

Trump bribing the military with ~2K bonuses to step in when he gets impeached in 2026 is so sick bc I also have 2K and would also like to buy an army

[donald boat @laserboat999]

It's no use... We're surrounded. We have no choice but to activate the Obamastone.

[Randy’s World @GovOfDelaware]

Chet couldn’t handle the lights

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

I need to be in Mongolia

[Randy’s World @GovOfDelaware]

New medication really working tonight

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

I am now an international worldwide legend

[Randy’s World @GovOfDelaware]

@BickleNack Look to your right :)

[Randy’s World @GovOfDelaware]

@BickleNack -500 social credits

[Randy’s World @GovOfDelaware]

I went to the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region and nobody had heard of you or your exploits in falconry.

[Randy’s World @GovOfDelaware]

People think it’s a misstep by republicans when in actuality it’s a long con to start paying men 60% of what they should be paid

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female.

All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.