gozbo

CU student, backwards blindfolded unicycle racer, walrus hogti-er, I do other stuff too

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Somehow I get the best reception in my whole house of my neighbour's WiFi in my bathroom. #pooptweet

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It feels odd recognizing the math at the beginning of good will hunting

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While I'm sure the boyfriend holding her hand was probably giving me some stunned, stupid look

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Including staring at some random cute girl who it turns out I didn't know; who gently, inocently grinned

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I don't have very good long-distance focus when I'm high, which leads to a lot of awkward staring while trying to recognize people

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All moved in; time for beers with the boys

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Been too long since I've neglected sleep for video games

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got dope, chicken, and lemonade up in this bitch like it's the south

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Gotta love people who have no problem arguing with someone over the phone on the bus. sure ma'am, it's totally kurt's fault. I believe you.

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YEAR TWO DONE, fuck yea, hey summer

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But I'm eating 'em both, so whatever

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I dropped a chip but I put it down beside another one, so now I don't know which is which

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Wicked easter BBQ with the boys, still wish we had a rabbit to cook though

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And yeah I know it's 2015; that's why it's weird

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2014 still feels new

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New phone folks, lemme get those numbas. Text me your name, or maybe a fun identity riddle if you're feeling brave

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Holy shit that's sleeping in hahahaha

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Mostly taught myself math this semester; pretty sure I'm going into the exam with an 87. #ohfuckyea

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Shorts above your knees and a winter coat, pretty sure you're doing this wrong bud

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Those warm summer nights under the vibrant stars; oh how I just can't wait