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[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

Old people
🤝
Not covering their mouth when they cough

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

Fuck avril slaps

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

Don’t worry he’s used to it being from Canada

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

once you figure out how to not step on the heroin needles in the street and you figure out where to park your car without somebody smashing the windows and trying to steal your shit, san jose isn't that bad of a city. Even though 75% of your income goes to fed and state tax, the good news is that they're blunt and you already know that your contribution as a tax payer isn't going to anything positive to help the community. They will look you right in the face and say keep stepping in human shit on the sidewalk, we don't care. I'm happy for celebrini

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

Weekend feels

[Levi @yungchack]

All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

Wacc I got banned from @Uber for filing a complaint over one of there drivers screening me cause I left my phone in the vehicle and never getting it back

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

Last long weekend of the summer have a fooking weekend you beautiful people ❤️ love u guys lots

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

@matttyb98 :)

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

Me and my demons going at it post bender alone in my room

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

WILD handshake line brawl at the Bangkok U18 Invitational between Thailand and Hong Kong 😳

(Also, someone please check on No. 24 🫣)

(IG/triquidd) https://t.co/seG3aZzksm

[Nasher @TheNasher61]

I mean this sincerely…if the Blue Jackets pass up on Fantilli to select David Reinbacher, I will find a new team to support. #CBJ

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

@matttyb98

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

Feel good Friday people ❤️ do yourself a favour and have a fucking day

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the disrespect is crazy

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

Get Kansas out and get Washington in there wheeewwww #pmstwistedteacfb

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

Shoutout to the homies that actually pull over and let traffic by when there holding up a line. There’s a special place in heaven for you

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

@PatMcAfeeShow Wentz over, davante over and mike Williams anytime babyyy #FanduelisFUN

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

@PatMcAfeeShow Lamar anytime TD, Chase O75.5 rec yards and Chubb O82.5 rushing babyyy #FanDuelisOurFAVDude

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

@PatMcAfeeShow Chargers +4.5 and both teams to score 2+ td and 2+ field goals WHEEWWW #FanDuelisBETTER

[garret patterson (burner account) @GPatts9]

@PatMcAfeeShow @FDSportsbook @FanDuel Rams +2.5 & diggs anytime TD #fanduelnosweatissweet

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Crutched up… foot casted.. DON’T MATTER

If @joeyjaws can somehow match his total of 76 Hot Dogs & Buns from last year’s contest, this year.. I’ll give 76 folks that retweet this tweet $150.

🗣🗣🗣 LET’S GOOOO JOEYYYY

🗣🗣 PAHND THOSE DOGS JOEYYY