Ashley

GOLD. Always believe in your... soul.

[Ashley @GR1MES]

Things I never thought I’d say as a parent to a two year old: “Bob Weir eats his dinner.”

[Ashley @GR1MES]

I’m gonna need to see tonight’s A18-49 Live+SD Vanderpump Rules ratings. Somebody with an NPower account show up and SHOW OUT.

[Ashley @GR1MES]

Aside from the toddler toys everywhere, my house is getting very “witchy” and I can’t help myself

[Ashley @GR1MES]

@andersoncooper @ApplePodcasts Thank you so much for creating such a meaningful, heartfelt, and endlessly kind podcast. It is kind to yourself, to the memory of your mom, dad, and brother, and to your listeners. Your words and the words of your guests and listeners has had an immeasurable and profound impact.

[Ashley @GR1MES]

If you say good afternoon at 10am on a Sunday that’s considered assault

[Ashley @GR1MES]

“You know when they’re playing Erik Satie it’s time to go home.”

[Ashley @GR1MES]

Why is carrying around a water with two sips missing out of it the adult equivalent of a security blanket

[Ashley @GR1MES]

Me every time I try to attempt a smoked out winged liner: “This is Julia Fox territory.”

[Ashley @GR1MES]

Gotta love my family arguing over trans children. Trans people exist. And deserve to be accepted. From 0 to 100. #SAVETRANSKIDS

[Ashley @GR1MES]

If the “Touch of Grey” music video/ episode of Pop Up Video didn’t permanently scar you as a child then we can never be friends

[Ashley @GR1MES]

Fruits de mer sounds so much fancier than “seafood.”

[AltYellowstoneNatPar @AltYelloNatPark]

Rodent
It's what's for dinner

[Ashley @GR1MES]

I love listening to podcasts on productivity while scrolling IG mindlessly and standing around my kitchen doing absolutely nothing

[Ashley @GR1MES]

Hey @eatcerebelly Love your stuff! Wanted to let you know there’s a typo on the back of your pouches. Dr. Purzner’s name is spelled incorrectly.

[Ashley @GR1MES]

Happy Halloween! You know what’s scary? How bad my kid’s cast is going to stink since he just puked all over it.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Guys, seriously: as the year comes to a close, let’s keep the Christ in Christmas and the Ween in Halloween.

[Ashley @GR1MES]

If anyone needs a little pick me up: Today I wore my leggings inside out to Home Goods

[Ashley @GR1MES]

Last night I caught my husband crying while watching the Sing 2 trailer. THE TRAILER. When asked why, he said it looked “really emotional and good.”

[Ashley @GR1MES]

@owletbabycare Tired of your trash app closing on THREE devices randomly during the night so I have to wake up frantic hearing my child scream. And he had been doing so for 20 minutes. Exactly what an exhausted new mom needs. Your devices are dated and your app is worthless.

[Ashley @GR1MES]

Even when we don’t need to wear masks anymore I’m still going to, because mask + sunglasses = no makeup