Morgan

Polyamorous, bi, and almost always ready to cry.
28, they/them (or xe/xem if you're fancy), economically inactive and devastatingly attractive

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

That's another Don't Die December in the bag! Here's the blank certificate one more time in case you want to treat yourself to some colouring, because you deserve to celebrate making it into another year 💓 I'm already looking forward to seeing y'all for the next one!

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

I'm back! Still trying to destroy this godforsaken app with the length of this thread but I also wanted to apologise to the fly I encountered this morning. Tried to blow it away from the vicinity of my face but forgot I had just hit me vape & gave the fly a hero dose of nicotine

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

Ya boi is slightly physically ill and very sick of it. Send thoughts and prayers

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

I never want us to come up with a new gender-neutral term for son/daughter. It's so fucking funny to me that my mum has to refer to me as her "adult child"

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

- Shed real tears about Norm the fucking fictional robot. Dan and Jeff will pay for this
- Vanessa is so hardcore lmfao I love her
- Candace driving opens up so many opportunities for chaos
- Lawrence still hasn't been given a gun, but Vanessa with an axe earns similar points

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

Rewatching Phineas and Ferb and needed a thread into which to place all my thoughts. We're already into Season 2 and here are some of said thoughts:
- I would die for these kids
- Quite incisive commentary abt being a teenage girl, considering it got marketed as a "boys'" cartoon

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

We've reached Season 5!
- I think it's smart to move things forward a year like they have and I absolutely called that there would be jokes referencing insane shit from the past year lmao
- Linda is trying, she was so supportive of Candace being in therapy, get her ADHD meds tho

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

It's the penultimate day of Don't Die December which means it's only a matter of hours until 2026 (depending on your timezone), and no matter what else has happened this year, you're about to end another year still alive and you get to be proud of that 💓

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

Ngl i accidentally shared Day 29's image on Day 28, but here it is a second time alongside my praise for surviving another day!

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

That's another day in the bag! I'm real glad none of us died

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

Look at us, crushing another day of Don't Die December! We're so close to the finish now, just a few more days of Don't Dying left to do!

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

We're on the home stretch now, gang! I know we can do this 💪🏻💜

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

Thank you for one of the best Christmas presents you could've given me: continuing to not die! I got you the same thing 😅

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

Sorry I'm a little late again today gang but I'm so glad we've made it through another day! We just have to keep putting one foot in front of the other 💙

[Morgan @Gr8NinjaMorgan]

We all made it through Day 23 and we all deserve a round of applause for it 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻