Grace Ann Traylor

back with Jeti:)

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

I asked Ryan if Waze told him to drive off a cliff would he do it and he said ya because it would probably save him 10 minutes

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

Whoever writes the pizza box instructions about putting frozen pizza directly on the oven rack is just WRONG

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

Ok i was wrong but Mike was objectively the best chef

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

Ok stay with me but I think #PressureCookerNetflix is Game of thrones. Christian is Ned Stark, honest, optimistic, fucked by the group. Brian is Joffrey, bad but bad at being bad. Lana is Rob, made some bad alliances. Jeana is Cersi out badded. Mike is Bran and Renee is Danerys.

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

Also I’d like to point out I tweeted this halfway through the season and I was RIGHT

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile because one will see you later, and one will fucking kill you on site

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

My boyf is in love with mike from pressure cooker and low key me too

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

I have no doubt that my 15 pound bundle of joy (cat) could take down a fully grown wildebeest can u say the same about your child Karen?

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

@real_bravobravo bewjeweled? Tswift?

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

every hot person has a sandwich they ate 3 years ago that they think about at least once a week

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

*contestant pulls out rose water on #gbbo *
… they never fucking learn

[Slim Jim 🚀 @SlimJim]

@McDonalds does this mean the snack wrap is coming back

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

After 2 vodka Red Bull’s I graduate from shy bunny to fuckin social butterfly

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

Why would I watch the Star Wars IX when I could just watch the original… pride and prejudice 2005

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

The harder and the smellier your favorite cheese the more pretentious you are

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

It’s taken me 36 hours to recover from bottomless brunch

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

Not my cat loving tin foil (one of maybe two supposed cat repellents )

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

Me: leans over to have a heart to heart with my cat
My cat: runs away

[Grace Ann Traylor @GraceA1895]

What do I have to do to get a god damn pop tart variety pack? I don’t want 12 snickerdoodle just a few and I really want to try eggo and lemon cream pie and Apple fritter but can’t rationalize spending $30 on pop tarts…@PopTartsUS help a girl out