*screams*

my thoughts are my own and not that of my employer • adult by day hob goblin by night • She/her

[*screams* @GrACeLoPeZ97]

It’s me

[clarevoyant @kneeyockartee]

If I entered this competition they’d probably take me out the back and shoot me

[*screams* @GrACeLoPeZ97]

Knowing that @kwinklerdawson is one of the most intelligent podcast hosts I listen to also watches Real Housewives makes me feel better about my love of trash tv

[*screams* @GrACeLoPeZ97]

if you see this tweet, qt with the most recent photo you took of your pet, no cheating

[becca 🌷🪽🫧 @WinnRebecca]

if you see this tweet, qt with the most recent photo you took of your pet, no cheating

[*screams* @GrACeLoPeZ97]

Damn Irina’s breath must smell like feet for how much she’s been putting her foot in her mouth #LoveIsBlind

[*screams* @GrACeLoPeZ97]

It literally costs $0 to NOT be a fucking asshole

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Carson Briere (in the white hat) is the son of Danny Briere the interim GM of the Philadelphia Flyers can be seen pushing down a wheel of a disabled young student who was using the restroom.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

embarrassing for both of them tbh

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

you probably remember this photograph. it's one of the more iconic of the awful images of the nazi torch march at UVA on august 11, 2017.
on august 12, the man in the center was elated to see himself on the cover of papers across the county.
today, i can tell you he is dead.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Emotional incest happens when a parent looks to a child for an emotional support that normally comes from another adult.

Here's the impact:

[magstrology @magstrology]

Make a lovecore and hearts pattern moodboard with your big 3

[reb @rebmasel]

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

[*screams* @GrACeLoPeZ97]

@bannahhond Literallyyyyy. Sometimes they just don’t have a conscious. “Crazy” might be the why

[*screams* @GrACeLoPeZ97]

@MarinaPaigeH @astraeagoods Do I get the other cap if you win?🤣

[*screams* @GrACeLoPeZ97]

*@drinkwatterson pushing me*
Man- “you need to stop pushing her around like that”

Sir I will push you off a fucking cliff mind ya business

[✨✨ araceli ✨✨ @araceliknowz]

@ry2kyy I hate how it’s just normalized to record people minding their business for laughs on the internet… There might be someone recording you at any time when you’re at public and that’s so weird

[*screams* @GrACeLoPeZ97]

@LilliePulitzer This is it. This is the tweet

[*screams* @GrACeLoPeZ97]

Also- why would the IRS make a tax deadline on a holiday weekend? I’m going to have to ACTUALLY work a full day and I’m butthurt about it

[*screams* @GrACeLoPeZ97]

I think if I was ever going to be a parent I would only have two kids MAX. Once you get past 2 you and your partner are playing a zone and I’ve always liked man to man better

[CK @charley_ck14]

If there’s a movie about Elon, I want him to be played by Kathy Bates.

[*screams* @GrACeLoPeZ97]

I need to know who else watches Love is Blind