I burped and then my mom burped and then we just stood in our kitchen for a solid five minutes having a burping competition and neither one of us addressed what was happening or questioned it.
one main reason I want to get married is so when I’m laying in bed at night & my back itches I don’t have to dig in my drawer to find a pen to scratch it.
the guy working at subway told me I smelled good & that I should really take that as a compliment over the ham & cheese he gets to smell all day. this is my favorite compliment i’ve ever gotten.