grace

[grace @GraceThoenen]

When I worked with @torreyleonard he made me skip my great uncle’s tennis partner’s fish funeral for a sales call. We didn’t even get the client.

[VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏 @VCBrags]

???

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Pet rent is the stupidest concept I have ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month he is unemployed

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

"do you remember?"

Me:

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

when i say “the other day” it could be anytime between yesterday and my birth

[julia hava @binchcity]

It’s okay to hit curbs. Normalize hitting curbs.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2021 (2021 - 2021)

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

SOMEONE LEFT A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT

[ari @ar1e11e]

social media shouldn’t exist. god created the internet for candy crush and dress up games on barbie dot com.

[Kyle Chayka @chaykak]

“sorry I responded late to your email I was unjustifiably terrified of opening it”

[grace @GraceThoenen]

I love being the center of attention because it’s really where I should be - wise words from surfs up

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

hey siri how much longer do I gotta fake it before I make it, I’m tired

[larn😈 @laurenhaley29]

why don’t ppl like talking to strangers?? to me they’re the most interesting. ion know nothing bout u lemme ask 1174892 questions

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

IQ test came back negative thank god

[grace @GraceThoenen]

5 likes and I buy moose

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

eating a straw so the turtles don’t have to

[grace @GraceThoenen]

@laurenhaley29 Greggg 😂😂

[Brandon M @BrandonMidden]

no lol

[grace @GraceThoenen]

@Jay_Berry23 Looks good to me

[grace @GraceThoenen]

Every pretty girl has stomach issues I don’t make the rules