GradSchoolHomo

Chemistry grad student. Addicted to politics and Calvin Klein clothing. Forever judging your life choices. Alcohol educated.

[Normani @Normani]

get the lens right

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

Tall bottoms are iconic

[GradSchoolHomo @GradHomo]

@Z_ninetales ZELDA

[GradSchoolHomo @GradHomo]

All I want is a man with a big brain and an even bigger dick.

[Biology Belle @biology_belle]

Do people who Reply All on emails deserve rights? The answer is no.

[Zamalisa @Zamedyzamzam]

I’m going to go lie down because the best social media post this year has come from... Facebook.

[GradSchoolHomo @GradHomo]

@BretG I dated one for 2 years.

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

And Mom Twitter fell for all of it.

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

Someone draw me the Venn diagram for Mom Twitter, Facebook pyramid schemes, and Anti-Vaxxers

[robin @pranksinatraoff]

if your dick is bigger than 8 inches you are legally required to have a concealed carry license

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Use real citrus juice for your sours, people!

You deserve so much better than what you’re settling for 😭

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

At the event I will also unveil my newest platform policy: Abolish Sour Mix 2020 😉

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

To the silver spoon classists saying they’re going to “make AOC bartend again”:

You’re in luck! I’ll be bartending in NY-14 this week to promote a national living wage.

So there you have it, ya bunch of milk drinkers🍼😉 Let’s see if my margarita+mocktail game is still on point

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Sansa telling a mediocre straight white man to sit the fuck down added five years to my life span

[GradSchoolHomo @GradHomo]

The TEA

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[GradSchoolHomo @GradHomo]

I want Hot Hulk in #AvengersEndame to raw my hole

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

You spelled Beyoncé wrong

[kaguraxchan @DGMH]

just saw pics of Amanda Seyfried sucking dick on a boat with a beautiful sunset behind her & I realized I’m not living my best life.