Grady McDonald

Don't judge a tweeter by their bio

[Grady McDonald @GradyMcDonald]

Waiting for the new @crossnerds ep to drop like

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My everyday gripe is the misuse of the word everyday

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On today's episode of "What's Written on the Walls of This Bar?", we see gems like 'cock sugar', 'fresh solo wheel', and 'JAZZ MOM'.

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No joke, just heard someone with a pentasyllabic sneeze

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In other news; I think my semicolons have been a little misplaced recently

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When you spot someone eating bulk food at the store and you're both like 😳

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If I ever act like I think I'm too smart for something, hand me a fitted sheet & ask me to put it on a bed. Immediate idiot. Every time.

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I will never understand people who carry around gallon jugs of water. The Y2K scare is over, guys.

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To the guy practicing his boxing combos on the bus: "You just gotta loosen up a bit, here watch: 🙆🙋💁🙆🙋🙅🙋🙆💁🙅🙋🙅🙆"

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When you see a white rose petal floating toward you and think "oh, that's nice" but it's actually a moth and you spasm to get out of its way

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@LeahStoller yes! I remember thinking it was used incorrectly, but that is all :(

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Other hobbies include picking seeds out of my teeth from my morning sesame bagel and wondering why this "express" bus stops every 2 blocks

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*trying to explain Hamilton to the bf*

ME: Ugh, just listen to it all the way through

B: Wait, is Hamilton a real person?

ME: ...😑

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Just saw an old guy throw a tuft of what I thought to be fur out his window, but I think it was actually from his beard or hair or both 😬

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Wow, this sports radio conversation is getting HEATED. Good thing it's worth literally nothing to me. #DrivesWithDad

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Seeing a random account quote your tweet for an incomprehensible reason like 😐😑😐😑 https://t.co/J2EHXjWM2l

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In the back of this carpool listening to the guys up front talk about their March madness brackets like 😐😐😐

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To the woman who said "this is gonna be a GOOD ROW." once her friend switched seats to join her: I have a feeling it won't be a good row...

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I wouldn't say the ENTIRE reason for me getting an Instagram is because the Pope just got one as well, but I do love me some papal pics 😇

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No, I'm not wearing green today, but there WAS a crossword clue that mentioned St. Patrick's Day, soooo