graham

chief executive dysfunction officer

[graham @GrahamGoebel]

@cincyjz Natasha bedingfield 😫

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

this is how it feels to be high at the grocery store

[graham @GrahamGoebel]

When someone asks what chappell roan sounds like

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

prepared for whatever the day has in store for me

[La Coochie Versace @CoochieReloaded]

Is it showing off my brand new lower back tattoo

[graham @GrahamGoebel]

@HippySmalls

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@kingofpornhub suddenly I’m religious

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finding a herman miller aeron chair at goodwill for $15 might have altered my brain chemistry

[WeenLebowski the Metaphorical Oracle🎳 @WeenLebowski]

Gm! 🦋”I want my wings put on”🐶🫶🏻😂

[graham @GrahamGoebel]

@ashkned Lol yes love the team but the project/client I was on was ☠️☠️

[graham @GrahamGoebel]

quitting my job after a month like

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met an old dude at an estate sale today who owns a vintage store and once sold a pair of Levi’s for 35k

[graham @GrahamGoebel]

Found a mint condition omega juicer for thirty bucks at goodwill 🥹 come get y’all juice

[graham @GrahamGoebel]

job offers should be physically printed like a scratch off lottery ticket

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@ShelbyMerry cop: "you were swerving back there that's why I pulled you over"

jesus: *turns wine into water*

[graham @GrahamGoebel]

@HippySmalls is this bc I keep rejecting u

[graham @GrahamGoebel]

@abbyhollidayz i'm drowning in carpet

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@cincyjz the miami-erie runs through my parents back yard

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linkedin recommending jobs that I've already been rejected from is my villain origin story

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i act like i'm fine but deep down i'm kinda lactose intolerant

[graham @GrahamGoebel]

@capittalism it's a beauty blender (for makeup)