Will Graham Ph.D.

Profiler. Professor. Published. Dad of seven dogs. 37. ❤️ @DrHanLec ❤️ //rp account. DMs open 24

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

@DrHanLec Don’t ask

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

I nicked myself shaving, but not where you’d expect.

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#hannigram

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

@DrHanLec Maybe on your birthday. Or our anniversary.

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

@DrHanLec Rather it be the Volvo than my skull again.

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

@DrHanLec You’d rather I tense up every time you try to touch me for the foreseeable future?

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

@DrHanLec Plus it’s much easier for you to just take the starter out of my car if you don’t want me going anywhere.

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

@DrHanLec Harder to put my hands on you if I’m stuck behind bars. I thought we figured that much out already?

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

@DrHanLec @thelectergraham Me, Abi, you? I can’t say for certain, which is why I asked my earlier question.

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

I got to pet a Rottweiler puppy named Frank tonight. Such a good night.

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

@DrHanLec @thelectergraham Akitas tend to me loyal to a single owner rather than a pair or family. Would you be alright if that owner happened to not be you?

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

@ImfaAssfalt I have a feeling I’m about to get soaked.

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

@pusherll @DrHanLec He could have just asked me to grow it out though.

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

@DrHanLec @thelectergraham I’m afraid.

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

@thelectergraham Your father would kill me

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

I saw an adult antlion out in the wild yesterday for the first time.

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

I probably said this, but there is only one kind of seafaring insect. Halobates. Other insects have evolved for brackish waters but no others spend a majority of their lives at sea.

[Will Graham Ph.D. @Grahamologist]

Bees kill all the males as soon as the weather gets cold every year. Kick them out of the hive to die with the first frost.