Jacob

who do you think you are? I am!

[Jacob @GraingerDangerr]

Born to fuck around, cursed with finding out

[Jacob @GraingerDangerr]

@melholzhauser Girl, same.

[Jacob @GraingerDangerr]

@melholzhauser Sooo tense! I nearly shit

[Jacob @GraingerDangerr]

Studying the pride flags to raise my LGBT IQ

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

the Danny Brown / JPEGMAFIA collab is gonna be her loss for people with fat dongs.

[Jacob @GraingerDangerr]

Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-ee
I pee when I poop but don't poop when I pee

[Jacob @GraingerDangerr]

Don't forget to moisturize your ears today

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

i've said it before and i'll say it again: cum

[Jacob @GraingerDangerr]

Compensating for my good looks with an absolutely dogshit personality

[Jacob @GraingerDangerr]

Don't forget to grip your homies goodnight

[Free Bradical @Sullmongous]

My housemate explaining the eclipse to me, an idiot:

"OK so I'm smaller than the sun.. but I can still cast a shadow over a baby"

[Jacob @GraingerDangerr]

Sand is just dirt with less poop

[Jacob @GraingerDangerr]

If you got a big dick does that mean you can piss faster??

[Jacob @GraingerDangerr]

You never really get rid of hiccups, you just have long breaks between one hiccup and the next

[Sad Cowboy Productions @sadcowboyprod]

Hey fronds! we made a short and it is screening at Sydney Underground Film Festival! Starting tomorrow (September 10) and running until the 20th!

If you want to support us make sure you vote for "Good Fronds"

https://t.co/nXtB0eBtpG

[Jacob @GraingerDangerr]

I voiced a character in this, go watch it, that's an order

[Riley Jones @RileJones]

Alright, it is happening! I have made the full episode, and it is ready to go! https://t.co/89UHyP411q Twitter won't let me upload, but hope this works for you!

[Riley Jones @RileJones]

Hey, I have been using part of the week to make an animated thingy. Check this, the proto-opening sequence. More to come!

[Peter Khalil MP @PeterKhalilMP]

My 7 year old sons poem - got a special/honorable mention in a statewide poetry competition. Really captures the vibe...

[Free Bradical @Sullmongous]

Attorney General Cameron @kyoag I request justice for Breonna Taylor. Below are five people I hope will do the same. @TheMildWest @GraingerDangerr @the_mcgill @MattGencevski @livtartaro