Alan Slate

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@LordXsg 10

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@Arden_2210 21

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@BGT @ViggoVenn @CilliansMagic BRITAIN'S got talent?

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@hilarymachell Disgraceful.

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@hilarymachell Snap!

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

An incredible legacy which continues to impact so many ❤️ We couldn’t be more proud of the work of the @bowelbabe Fund

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

So the freezer has been replaced for the Banksy picture in Margate. . What would the reaction have been if the picture depicted a man shutting a woman in the freezer I wonder.

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@CPFC Well done Angel, hope your Mum gets better soon. And well done Palace.

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@hilarymachell

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@hilarymachell @AlboStep A hole in one today! It's just vanity I guess.

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@hilarymachell

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@Ryanair Spain on the plane

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@hilarymachell Well done

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@hilarymachell I wonder what context you would use this in. For only the 6th time, I got it in 3 today. ��‍♀️

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@TedMoondust @GaryLineker Dion Dublin

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@GaryLineker Note: When making the decision about offside the referee will not consider the hands and the arms of all players involved (including the goalkeeper).

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@hilarymachell But no matter how many you have you can never find the size you need.

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@CPFC Not a lot by the look of it!

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@BBCMOTD Ian Wright to Crystal Palace. Why do you think?

[Alan Slate @GranddadAl]

@slatey82 The last game can't come soon enough after last night's showing. We'll probably beat United now😜 though.