The Last Girl Scout

Army civilian Behavioral Health provider. Get off the cross, we need the 🪵. #smokefleet

[The Last Girl Scout @GrandmaRanger]

@kenyadad12 It was one of the hardest things I ever did was to hold my Ellendog while the Vet put her down when she was 19 1/2 and she had declined so far. It was also my final act of love for her and I think she got some comfort from this. Still makes me tear up 9 years later.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the man formerly known as Prince Andrew, is a pedophile, so of course Prince Harry is the one they dump.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I love how all the MAGA replies are saying "Hegseth doesn't have Nazi tattoos" but they never deny he assaulted women

[The Last Girl Scout @GrandmaRanger]

@KenPaxtonTX Kenny, how was London? How much in donations did you steal to treat yourself and your mistress?

[MM  @adgirlMM]

This is pure fire.
Worth the watch. 🔥🔥

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

We are encouraged to not eat lunch away from our workstations or pee. Other countries have been ahead of us for a long time now.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

The Islamic Republic of Japan is now threatening to block The Strait of Hormuz following hostilities with the United States.

[The Last Girl Scout @GrandmaRanger]

@MediawatchNw So far so good! 👍

[The Last Girl Scout @GrandmaRanger]

@MediawatchNw @3YearLetterman

[Lucy @TheLucyShow1]

Haaland: Born a Viking, forced to be a footballer ⚽️😄

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

What do they feed Norwegians?

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Apparently hell has frozen over. I’m reposting Glenn Beck now.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.

[The Last Girl Scout @GrandmaRanger]

@OlenaRohoza 😅🤣😂

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

[The Last Girl Scout @GrandmaRanger]

@RepJackKimble 😆😆😆

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Any word on whether FIFA has overturned last night’s loss to Belgium yet?

[Ian Wilson @felicefan]

@LePapillonBlu2 "a lot of people are saying that Sleepy Joe Biden bribed the goalie to play bad. And Barack Who's Sane Obama, who is a traitor by the way, gave Belgium 5 billion dollars in cash. On a pallet, can you believe it?"

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Damn, Iran did not waste a second, they had this diss track ready to go, with the exact final score, after trump's cheating ways jinxed and screwed our US Men's Soccer Team.

He's turned the whole world against us.
The song is 🔥, tho.

[Julius Kim @Julius_Kim]

One has to wonder if the USMNT would have actually ROSE to the occasion and competed stronger if Balogun stayed sidelined. See, Trump having been handed things his whole life doesn’t understand that heroes don’t need help. They rise to challenges.