Grandma Riding Hood

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

Can't wait for my brat of a granddaughter to show up on Sunday. She's gonna complain first thing and then I won't give her the big meal I have planned.

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

Avatar the Last Airbender movie was 10/10. Better than the show.

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

I keep finding out classmates are dead and checking them off. I will be the last one!

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

You ever have Orange Juice after brushing, your teeth? Delicious.

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

Movies based on books are always good.

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When does Series of Unfortunate Events come back? Love that Olaf guy.

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

I make the meanest pie. It actually insults you.

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

I booed at last nights elementary talent show and got kicked out. What can I say, they're bad!

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

I can't wait for Monday.

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

My favorite Christmas character is the Grinch. I just wish he didn't turn into such a pansy at the end.

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

I need someone to come weed my garden. You won't get paid but I will shout you out on my Twitter.

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

Signal out her is awful. Living in the middle of the woods is lame.

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

If I had to choose between a nice pizza and my grandaughter, I'd get a large pepperoni.

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

Wolves are such an annoying animal. Always howling at the moon and eating random creatures. Bunch of flea bags if you ask me.

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I hate children.

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

I like to make a mess in hotels and not even bother to clean up.

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

Tips at restaurants are overrated. I don't tip EVER.

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

My granddaughter is such a brat. Guess who's gonna learn that Santa isn't real this year!

[Grandma Riding Hood @GrandmaRiding]

My neighbors are complaining that I threw my yard trimmings on their yard. It's 100% true but they don't have to complain.

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First tweet on here, don't really see the point.