Alex Brenton

Gardener, wise witch, political chutney genius, #plantingadvice #plans #countrylife

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

Jobs for a gardener on a rainy august day. Tidy green house summer prune tough shrubs, or just relaxxxx.

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

Back on twitter today. I wonder if its any more sensible than before.

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

@BensBotanics Yes but only the classics

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

@livingspit @Artsreach Well done for a fun show tonight at Broadmayne. The Knob suckers enjoyed it.

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

@RoryStewartUK All good stuff, but stan ding in the street with traffic noise is distracting.

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

@BensBotanics Question whether it is essential that one goes. If they have lived together for some years, they may have developed an interdependence.

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

All chairmanship gone with party. #sadhabits.

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

Voting for committees voting following party lines. Sad #thinkagain

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

@ Joanna Bury. Dorset has declared a Climate emergency, took a lot of push.

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

@DorsetCouncilUK It took a lot of manoeuvring as appears precedent is important to 'New Council.". #

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

The New Dorset Council has just declared a Climate emergency! #about-time #

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

Fantastic, after all when sea 😉levels rise and the climate heats up we will want plants like this

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

That is why we bother when all seems lost.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

We may sometimes feel that we can’t do much as individuals, but humanity is made up of individuals; we can make a difference. As individuals we can influence our own families. Our families can influence our communities and our communities can influence our nations.

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

Why do you""have to deliver" something you know is bad for us

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

@billybragg Hope you enjoyed the shuffle for Europe

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

Petition: Revoke Article 50 and remain in the EU. https://t.co/VgCqBa1GI2

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

Milk comes from mammary glands. Not oats, not beans, and #notsteers

[Prof. Jude Capper 🐄🐂🐑 @Bovidiva]

Ah, bless. How great is it when a plant-based juice manufacturer thinks that #milk comes from beef steers. Any white juice from these boys shouldn’t be on cereal! 💦 #Februdairy #Februdairy19

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

Surprisingly sensible

[Tobias Ellwood @Tobias_Ellwood]

PREVENTING NO DEAL:
The penny is dropping, the tide is turning, the dam is breaking.
Choose your metaphor- if there’s no Parliamentary agreement soon, more and more colleagues are calling for an Art 50 extension rather than crashing out without a deal.

[Alex Brenton @GrannyAlex]

Absolutely, non dairy cream is Slurry

[Peter Dymond 🇬🇧 @peterdymond155]

Ben & Jerry's advertising "non dairy ice cream"

If its not made of milk it's not bleddy cream!!!

[Lou Nicholls @loujnicholls]

EBay sellers be like...

RARE PLANT!!

Remember, if something looks too good to be true it's been photoshopped 😂