Living with Dudes

current ratio of dudes to me 9:1

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

@EllenTroxclair Because you live in a country where not everyone is a right wing homophobic! You think a fictional character presented as anything other than cis heterosexual white male is inappropriate? Your conservative homophobic traditions will be rejected by your kids wait and see

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

Getting cornrows down the left side of your head the same week you’re recovering from surgery on the right side of your head is a poor choice. Follow me for more life hacks. #lifehacks

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

...Anything that can be said in person can be done in writing from your phone from your couch under a warm blanket with a cat in your lap and a cup of tea.. follow me for more #covid lifestyle tips #introvert

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

I’m pretty sure it only took me one day of logging my meals to realize I eat way worse than I thought 🤣 #NOOM

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

After quarantining with my roommate for the past year we got so close I cried today dropping him off at his new job ...first grade. #granolamom #parenting #covid

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

Today a woman saw me struggling to get 3 kiddos across a parking lot to the car...she stopped so we could cross safely and rolled down her window and said “you got this mama”...thank you sweet lady 💜

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

My roommate doesn’t get why I don’t like putting away the laundry...so...into a load of just his clothes I tossed in a ladies workout headband, a single child’s mitten, a hand towel, and a Captain America costume. #granolamom #parenting #momlife #kids #CaptainAmerica

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

Whenever I try to order fast food from the car with my roommates ...they repeatedly shout their order at me the entire time to make sure I “don’t forget”. #granolamom #roommates #momlife #parentlife

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

Some dudes want their cars to be immaculate... my roommates however kick it up a notch. With every car wash we pass they start shouting out all the dirty parts on my car to convince me to go there immediately. #granolamom #roommates #momlife #parentlife

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

This #ahmaudarbery case is the kind that keeps black parents like me up at night. He was 25 and jogging. My son is 26 and likes to run. They don’t have to be doing anything wrong, and in a split second DEAD because rampant anti-blackness marks their masculinity as menace.

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

Why is my attractive roommate the only roommate who isn’t a nudist? #granolamom #roommates #momlife #parentlife

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

Anytime my roommates bring a “friend” over...I get stuck having that awkward small talk conversation with their friends parent. #granolamom #roommates #parentlife #momlife

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

Almost every time I pick up my tweezers and magnifying mirror one of my roommates asks me if I have a splinter. #granolamom #momlife #parenting

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

I’m so lucky I have such musically talented roommates. For example today I got a jumping harmonica show! #momlife #parenting #boredathome

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

It’s quite possible that my roommate is in too much pain to think my “make out with an octopus” comment is funny..? #boredathome #momlife #parenting

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

My favorite roomie is so chill. He just flows through life, keeps to himself, he’s respectful and doesn’t eat any of my food, he’s such a great listener. I’m so lucky!! The only downside to living with him is that I have to change his tank water once a week. #parenting #momlife

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

My roommates in quarantine... #COVID19 #COVIDー19 #parenting #momlife

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

Me: sits down on couch next to roommate who is eating a bowl of chips Him: “want a chip? Me: “gross why is this wet!?” Him: “I like to suck on the sour chips not eat them” #momlife #parenting #saltandvinegar

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

Just saw the strangest thing of my life - Moldy Balls
I guess my roommate put green kinetic sand in his diaper #parenting #momlife

[Living with Dudes @Granolamom]

Hubby: “What are the boys watching?” Me: “A movie about when Tinkerbell was first born. Did you know a fairy is born from a baby’s 1st laugh?” Hubby: “A fairy must have been waiting about 1.5 years with our second born”. 🤣 #disney #momlife