Grant Kuntz

[Freddy Doubles @freddydoubles]

I’ve seen the kid playing golf on FaceTime with his grandfather hit more shots than anyone today

[Typical NC State fan @TypicalTuffyFan]

Breaking: UGA football has offered Tiger Woods a scholarship

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Politicians in 1996: “I tried pot but I did not inhale.”

Politicians in 2026: “I fucked a child but I did not eat it.”

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

What the fuck does Netanyahu have on this dude

[Breitlings & Benellis @BarbourBurner]

A lot of 27-33 year old men trying to be Anthony Bourdain. Cowardly.

I’m Action Bronson-maxxing. I’m on the phone with a Turkish saffron broker at the baccarat table. I’m providing color commentary on arms deals.

You bought black American spirits and called it “a vibe”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

While everybody is focusing on Iran the DOJ is deleting the Epstein files. The Mission successful

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

The goyim will fight and die for the Israeli Jews while these cowards flee and hide in underground bunkers like filthy rats.

Then, when the smoke clears, they’ll pop up and resume raping children and continue their usurious pillaging of Western civilization.

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

Hey Americans, when you mourn your soldiers in this new US-Israel vs Iran war, remember that Israelis were in bunkers cheering for this war. Your soldiers died for Israel, again.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

I REPEAT.

WHY THE FUCK HASN’T CONGRESS INTRODUCED ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST KASH PATEL AND PAM BONDI?

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Putting Netanyahu on the "Board of Peace" is like putting Jeffrey Epstein in charge of a daycare

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Dawg, you are the bad guys.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Wait until people find out who Ghislaine’s sisters are and what they do.

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

Flashback … Panama papers

[Aya Velázquez @aya_velazquez]

Ghislaine Maxwell spoke several times at the UN, you hypocrites. She is literally part of your club.

[Cinnamon Toast Munch @squishypancakez]

This is the problem with America, parents will be punished for killing pedophiles that raped/molested their children. This country literally protects pedophiles! Look up why “How to catch a predator” ended

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

He's only "under fire" from the Epstein class.

The entire rest of the world is applauding him.

[Venom Rach ☧ @SocialNomadRach]

>be Epstein's butler
>get a hold of the list
>try to sell it to the victims' lawyers
>get caught by FBI
>sent to jail for longer than Epstein
>all this happened 17 years ago
>could've cracked the case wide open then

Your country has pedophile and pedophile supporters everywhere

[Verbal Assassin ✍🏽 @ulovewendy]

Ladies & Gentlemen I present to you the United States of America 🫴🏽