Grant Opperman

Ron Swanson is my spirit animal. KCCO.

[Costaki Economopoulos @FunnyCostaki]

If you're wearing this, and not in a constant state of getting your ass kicked, you're safer than the rest of us. https://t.co/0uicEvddtU

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

RT for Ron Swanson
Like for Hillary Clinton

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

Gronk 😂 https://t.co/jL7cNqMCxH

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[inventing dogs]
God: ur mans best friend
Dog: pretty sexist
God: no, man as in every-fuck it u can't talk
Dog: ...
God: & chocolate kills u

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Son: the kids at school say you must have dropped me on my head when I was a baby
Me: no, that would've involved holding you to begin with

[Grant Opperman @GrantFromMi]

Didn't realize it was sweetest day!...oh that's right, I don't have a gf. Think I'll go buy something for myself #SweetestDay

[Grant Opperman @GrantFromMi]

Not saying cheating is okay. But this girl acts like a hoe and is surprised when she gets treated like one. #GetYourActTogether

[Richard Hammond @RichardHammond]

This is all getting very real now. https://t.co/ZkYp1KjUAy

[Rickie Fowler @RickieFowler]

Bringing The Cup to The KING!

[Grant Opperman @GrantFromMi]

You and me both @RickieFowler

[Grant Opperman @GrantFromMi]

Finally got my hands on a back scratcher and what doesn't have an itch...

[Grant Opperman @GrantFromMi]

I look pregnant after eating pizza and I don't have anyone that wants to touch my food baby. #SadDayInAmerica

[Grant Opperman @GrantFromMi]

@Frickin_K I'm gonna say the 3rd one.

[Grant Opperman @GrantFromMi]

Ricky Ramirez. The hero we need.

[Grant Opperman @GrantFromMi]

Last dozen I could find near me. It's all I hit. Help me out @nikegolf ?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Odd that our measures of animal intelligence are often tests of what humans do best rather than of what they do best.

[Grant Opperman @GrantFromMi]

First place in a scramble tonight. Using @nikegolf vapor, covert 2.0 and rzn red. #EnjoyTheChase

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Disney's Space Mountain ride burnt to the ground by a disgruntled Neil deGrasse Tyson yelling, "IT'S NEITHER OF THOSE FUCKEN THINGS."