Grant Goplen

I sort of have a grasp on what I do on a day to day basis

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

My least controversial opinion is that Ikea should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a gjörfbunkle

[kendra. 🌻 @kendraxtamia]

BING BOP BOOM BOOM BOOM BOP BAM!

[Elijah Taylor @ElijahRTaylor]

No disrespect, we worried about this country post Joe Biden, but what is our plan post LeBron James? This shit is deeply troubling.

[Grant Goplen @GrantGoplen2]

12 days into dry January and the six pack in my fridge is lookin at me like this

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

He was racing against plumbers I’m not moved at all

McQueen sweeps

[Basketball University @UofBasketball]

Sports not buying into the minimalist design corporate trash HAS to make a comeback. This is actually cool & memorable!!!

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I just know that if I had this tiny truck it would fix absolutely everything in my life

[Grant Goplen @GrantGoplen2]

@JoshSteckler GET THE ROBOTS 🤖🤖🤖

[Grant Goplen @GrantGoplen2]

Gotta get my windows tinted so I can pick my nose in traffic

[Grant Goplen @GrantGoplen2]

The only acceptable pt cruisers have flames or wood panel on the sides

[Grant Goplen @GrantGoplen2]

@mitchsprings Mitch after a parallel park

[Grant Goplen @GrantGoplen2]

Guy who backs into parking spaces: “ooooooooh look at me I can back into parking spaces”

[vince @vincestaples]

At what age did you stop picking up the heaviest bowling ball to prove that you were a real man?

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

How many grapes is too many grapes?

[Grant Goplen @GrantGoplen2]

@JohnBBoyd12 Whopper whopper whopper whopper

[Grant Goplen @GrantGoplen2]

Nothing like getting smoked by 30 to the packers and then getting hit with that Burger King commercial 🫠

[剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage]

when guys show u a youtube video, u have to understand that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

BRING THEM BACK

[JohnnyNFL @JohnBBoyd12]

Why is the bowl hotter than my F’ing soup, microwave ?