Imagine you just woke up from a 5-year coma and see the defending national champion Indiana Hoosiers on a 17-game winning streak while Michigan just stormed the field after beating Western Michigan.
We’ve had bad pass interference calls all weekend and some missed PI calls. But the one in the Texans-Colts game was very bad. Blatant disregard of the rule when legs get tangled. And on top of that they missed a delay of game before the ball was snapped.
NFL has to do something about this.
🚨 #BREAKING: President Trump has just signed an executive order designating drug cartels as foreign terrorist organizations
They can now be targeted with LETHAL FORCE by the U.S. military.
This is HUGE.
Dearest mother —
As I am sure you’ve seen in the newspaper, the great final battle of this campaign resulted in the Ohio State regiment — who disguise themselves as foliage — defeating the Notre Dame regiment — who believe themselves to be magical creatures, donned in green, and obsessed with coinage.
I find myself overwrought.
Now, the battlefield is fresh — and all regiments start anew. Great adventures and glorious battles await my men.
We shall be ready.
Enclosed is my latest service tintype. Please do show the hogs and cows. They’ll be overjoyed. I love you.
— Andrew