Grant Random

Host of Grant Random Reports The News, Available Wherever You Get Podcasts

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

I'm launching a new weekly podcast on 12/15. It’s a politics-free comedic newscast that’ll feature news you can't use but will come to depend on, albeit foolishly.  It’s FREE & will be available in most of the places you find podcasts.  Don’t be a dick about this - listen!

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

@TheDerekSeguin Enjoy the show - Hope you get a tree!

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

@patronaut0709 @PearlJam I’m investigating this now.

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

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[carl @CarlsBeef]

I would rather live in North Korea than watch another inning of Chicago Cubs baseball

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

Probably something stupid.

[T J Wagner @Twags219]

@GrantRandom what did you just say?

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

@weareallrob0ts @SiriusXMTurbo T-Dog, you know that playlist complaints go to 877-92-LITHIUM.

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

Thrilled to share that I’ve lost 5 pounds over the last two weeks with an exciting dieting technique called intermittent diarrhea.

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

@CavsGurl Playlist feedback goes to 877-92-LITHIUM I’m the equivalent of the guy who mops the shitter.

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

My doctor warned me about red stick.

[Jason @5Jasonferraro]

@GrantRandom Baton Rouge translates to, wait for it…..Red stick.

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

@WhydoUcRenow Enjoy the shows!

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

Me: I’ll have a side of toast.

Server: Did you want that toasted?

Me: Yes, I’ll have toasted toast.

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

@GlibbHaddox Tell Lithium - 877-92-LITHIUM

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

This is truly one of the messages I’ve received.

[Grey Ghost @F23GreyGhost]

@GrantRandom @GrantRandom is definitely the DJ of all time

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

@BEairwaves I’m just a pawn in the cutthroat world of satellite radio entertainment.

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

Mixed signals…

[Adam Blake @blake_adam49325]

@GrantRandom keep up the amazing mediocre job bud! You’re doing great!

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

@MarkRezinovich That would have been too obvious.

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

I’m confused. And distracted by baseball.

[hockey_addict @JDFormanek]

@GrantRandom It's a pretty simple game really. Try to hit the ball and run back to home before some asshole tags you. :)

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

Confused and distracted by baseball.

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

@MegaBubble @karabeas41 If it makes you feel any better, I think you deserve a great day!

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

My days at Hair Nation were clearly my peak.

[T-Dog @weareallrob0ts]

@karabeas41 @GrantRandom Grant was so much better when he was on @SiriusXMTurbo

[Grant Random @GrantRandom]

Fuck yeah!

[MLB @MLB]

Cubs, 2B Nico Hoerner reportedly agree to 6-year extension, per multiple reports including @MLBNetwork insider @JonHeyman.